# How Can God Allow Sequential Thread Titles? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 29, 2006, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228 "2006-11-29T18:55:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/1 "2006-11-29T18:55:28Z")
From “New Posts”– \*\*Rectal absorption of alcohol? Bad birthdays \*\* ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/2 "2006-11-29T21:13:58Z")
\*\*Who the fuck would do this to a library book??? Man Has Sex With Horse\*\* MPSIMS right after this thread… ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/3 "2006-11-29T21:21:56Z")
It’s “How can a loving God allow…” dear. From MPSIMS I’ve got: \*\*Happy holidays to me: Abnormal mammogram & I’m out of a job. How did you meet your current SO? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![badbadrubberpiggy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/57b2e6/32.png) [@badbadrubberpiggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badbadrubberpiggy)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/4 "2006-11-29T21:36:46Z")
How did you meet your current SO? I, apparently, should give up on this college thing and just settle down. ---
**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/5 "2006-11-29T23:18:53Z")
From IMHO: **How can I get a clean shave? Belief in Santa** ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/6 "2006-11-30T00:35:25Z")
**uses for superglue Britney Spears, Reese Whitherspoon and Pamela Anderson** ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/7 "2006-11-30T00:35:41Z")
MPISMS: **Man has Sex with Horse Wanna see my Engagement Photos?** ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/8 "2006-11-30T00:42:22Z")
\*\*Two-Hour Lay Over In Cincinatti Tomorrow Man Has Sex With Horse The first time on horse White Elephant? My Dancing Deer Recommend a comic strip. Will my brother turn out okay? Critical data needs to be retrived from an 8" floppy disc - What now Poindexter? I, apparently, should give up on this college thing and just settle down. How did you meet your current SO? Forbidden fruit stand Help interpret my colonoscopy report Scotch and Whiskey question Rectal absorption of alcohol? Scotch and Whiskey question The Fountain: Or Don’t Eat the Brown Acid, Man! Blue Koolaid and liberals? Who leads a flock of birds? Anyone seen gabriela lately?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/9 "2006-11-30T01:26:49Z")
In GQ: **Uses for superglue Organizing lots of MP3s** ---
**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/10 "2006-11-30T01:37:58Z")
\*\*Mythology: who lives at the South Pole? GOBLINS! Cause for concern? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/11 "2006-11-30T01:40:07Z")
\*\*Man Has Sex With Horse What plant/animal cross would you love to see?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![myskepticsight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@myskepticsight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/myskepticsight)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/12 "2006-11-30T01:52:59Z")
Mythology: who lives at the South Pole? GOBLINS! Cause for concern? ---
**Author:** ![myskepticsight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@myskepticsight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/myskepticsight)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/13 "2006-11-30T01:54:11Z")
Should have read the whole thread first! :smack: Got a little too excited there. ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/14 "2006-11-30T03:38:53Z")
Best one yet (from IMHO): \*\*need gift ideas for Autistic toddler Best small pocket knife. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/15 "2006-11-30T03:45:40Z")
MPSIMS \*\*Could you repeat that in English please? 14 k of g in a f p d \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/16 "2006-11-30T03:52:01Z")
\*\*White Elephant? Ewww…get out, get out, GET OUT! \*\* MPSIMS ---
**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/17 "2006-11-30T03:52:24Z")
If no one likes your SO… ## Real estate market drops Best toys from your childhood Britney Spears, Reese Whitherspoon and Pamela Anderson ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/18 "2006-11-30T03:54:52Z")
MPSIMS: **Anybody know of a good way to get rid of smurfs?** **Uh-Oh…Another Kitty At Kasa Kalhoun** ---
**Author:** ![Rhubarb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/59ef9b/32.png) [@Rhubarb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhubarb)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/19 "2006-11-30T04:05:46Z")
from MPSIMS **Québec to be recognised as a “nation”? What does this mean?** **Maybe Buying This Place Wasn’t The Best Idea** ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/20 "2006-11-30T04:19:20Z")
MPSIMS: **Computer geek dreams Goats spray painted, porn scattered** [Grouco] Hey, I resemble that remark! [/Groucho] [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228.md?page=2)