# How Can God Allow Sequential Thread Titles?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 29, 2006, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228 "2006-11-29T18:55:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/21 "2006-11-30T04:22:57Z")

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\*\*Leg Hairs Trapped in Trousers?

30 of garlic salt, anyone?\*\*

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**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/22 "2006-11-30T04:24:15Z")

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Aw _phfuck_, 30 _pouds_…

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**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/23 "2006-11-30T04:25:28Z")

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Sunnuva _bitch_…POUNDS…

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**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/24 "2006-11-30T07:06:47Z")

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[QUOTE=Rigamarole]  
It’s “How can a loving God allow…” dear.

[/QUOTE]

Dr. Rigamarole or: How I Learned to Just Post Sequential Theads and Stop Nitpicking  
😉

From MPSIMS

\*\* Anyone know anything about Sri Lanka? \*\*

\*\* Maybe Buying This Place Wasn’t The Best Idea \*\*

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/25 "2006-11-30T08:10:12Z")

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OK, each of these pairs were separated by one post but they were too good to resist.

\*\*14 k of g in a f p d  
Could you repeat that in English please?

Leg Hairs Trapped in Trousers?  
Shaving Cream!!! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/26 "2006-11-30T12:38:41Z")

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\*\*Who the fuck would do this to a library book???  
Could you repeat that in English please? \*\*

Well, okay, but I thought the, ahem, “Anglo-Saxon” got my opinion across more clearly…

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/27 "2006-11-30T13:02:09Z")

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**Anyone see Gabriela lately?  
Mythology: Who lives at the South Pole?**

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/28 "2006-11-30T13:31:45Z")

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General Questions:

\*\*uses for superglue  
Stuck in an infinite Windows logo loop \*\*

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/29 "2006-11-30T13:41:09Z")

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**Goats spray painted, porn scattered  
Wanna see my Engagement Photo?**

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/30 "2006-11-30T13:50:48Z")

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**67 Malawian human rights and child advocacy groups have nothing better to do than…  
The return of the writing desk?**

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/31 "2006-11-30T14:17:26Z")

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\*\*Man Has Sex With Horse

White Elephant? \*\*

No, I’m pretty sure he said horse.

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**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/32 "2006-11-30T14:56:04Z")

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**Anonymous Gay Sex in the Park - Common?**

**Worst Christmas presents?**

😛

Sailboat

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**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/33 "2006-11-30T15:14:02Z")

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In “New Posts”  
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What is it about reactor fuel that makes it spent?  
Goats spray painted, porn scattered \*\*

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**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/34 "2006-11-30T15:26:09Z")

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Another from New Posts

\*\*Why did steam-powered cars lose out to gasoline-powered ones?  
Steam moped \*\*

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**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/35 "2006-11-30T16:05:58Z")

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Not a sequential post, but an interesting combination of Post Title/Author

\*\*Is it harmful to eat eggshells?  
WhyNot \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/36 "2006-11-30T18:46:18Z")

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IMHO:  
\*\*What can I reward my 2-1/2 year old for doing?  
Restroom Kobayashi Maru - Spontaneous Diarrhea & Vomit \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/37 "2006-11-30T20:11:03Z")

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\*\*Weffriddles. Maybe we can help each other out?

Could you repeat that in English please?  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![35340](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/8baadc/32.png) [@35340](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/35340)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/38 "2006-11-30T20:22:01Z")

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IMHO

\*\*

My son is lying. What should I do?

Goin’ to Chicago, what should I do?

Any good mall Santas in the Chicagoland area this year? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/39 "2006-11-30T20:27:39Z")

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Arrogant Hair  
Shaving Cream!!!

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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/40 "2006-11-30T20:33:36Z")

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[QUOTE=FatBaldGuy]  
Not a sequential post, but an interesting combination of Post Title/Author

\*\*Is it harmful to eat eggshells?  
WhyNot \*\*  
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Yeah, my username is sort of its own Sarcastic Answer to most thread titles!

**Eve** , durn you! I came in to post the hair/shaving cream one!

I’ll have to settle for this GQ pair:

\*\*Burning furniture or books for heat

Bamboo \*\*

Well, sure, if you’re all out of furniture or books!

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