# How Can God Allow Sequential Thread Titles?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 29, 2006, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228 "2006-11-29T18:55:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2006, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/41 "2006-12-01T01:27:18Z")

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MPSIMS:

\*\*Dope the Halls VI (Mid-Atlantic Dopers!)

Goats Spray-Painted, Porn Scattered\*\*

I think we’re looking at the winner here for “fiction imitates life.” 😃

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2006, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/42 "2006-12-01T14:28:49Z")

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**Hindu diet guidelines  
Mcdonalds Burgers Contain Sawdust?**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2006, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/43 "2006-12-01T15:06:33Z")

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GQ:\*\*  
13 things that do not make sense  
How does one cover their tracks so to speak after fooling around on-line at work?  
smal wrists… \*\*  
Yeah, that doesn’t make sense, but what are the 12 others?

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2006, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/44 "2006-12-01T15:33:19Z")

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IMHO:

**What are you tempted to do at work?  
What’s it like to have sex as/with an obese human?**

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2006, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/45 "2006-12-01T15:45:41Z")

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\*\*13 things that do not make sense

Modern Hinduism  
Hindu diet guidelines  
Medical Dopers: Self-Immolation Injuries?  
Burning furniture or books for heat  
French Idiom  
To what degree am I required to help my landlord rent out my apartment?  
The purpose of parody in fair use copyright laws?  
How many McDonald’s burgers from one cow?  
Why did steam-powered cars lose out to gasoline-powered ones?  
Navy v. the Marines.  
Severe sleep apnea  
getting taller?? any tips…  
Solar house question

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2006, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/46 "2006-12-01T18:41:50Z")

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General Questions:

\*\* So, what is that I just coughed up?  
Persona non gratis(sic!) ??? \*\*

You forgot the “K” at the end.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2006, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/47 "2006-12-01T21:16:19Z")

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Possibly the most “Yeah, that makes sense” sequential thread I’ve ever seen:

IMHO:  
\*\* Question for Catholics  
What passage would you insert into Pope Benedict XVI’s upcoming speech in Turkey? \*\*

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2006, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/48 "2006-12-02T00:11:59Z")

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General Questions:

**So, what is that I just coughed up?**  
**Chicken…egg…foetus?**  
Yeah, we’ll be getting a lot of mileage out of that first one until it drops off the front page.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2006, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/49 "2006-12-02T08:58:25Z")

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**Know What’s Worse Than Discovering A Pile Of Cat Puke In The Kitchen?  
I’m going straight to hell.**

I guess eternal damnation _would_ be worse than stepping in cat puke.

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**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2006, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/50 "2006-12-02T09:25:50Z")

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From MPSIMS:

\*\*The misery of procrastination…  
So much for protecting your house and family \*\*

You waited too long, and now they’re gone.  
\*\*I’m going straight to hell.  
And now, the weather \*\*

It’s going to be _warm_, kids.

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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2006, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/51 "2006-12-02T15:39:51Z")

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“New Posts” Search (I know it’s cheating, but it’s still funny!)

\*\* Hey Mods - please add more smilies!!

Goddammit, we do not need more smilies!

Why can’t you have a post-nuptual agreement? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Richard\_Parker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/35a633/32.png) [@Richard\_Parker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Parker)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2006, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/52 "2006-12-02T16:56:50Z")

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New Posts:

\*\*If this new generation really is messed up, what could we do about it?

Time traveler to 1913.\*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2006, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/53 "2006-12-02T17:33:56Z")

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\*\*I’m going straight to hell.  
I’m going to a porn convention! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2006, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/54 "2006-12-02T19:11:13Z")

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**Know What’s Worse Than Discovering A Pile Of Cat Puke In The Kitchen?  
$500 million George W. Bush Library and Think Tank - pure comedy gold**

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2006, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/55 "2006-12-02T20:14:23Z")

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A split in IMHO:

Either:

**Did I sexually harrass this girl?  
How do you go about evaluating people for Hiring Purposes?**

or

**How do you go about evaluating people for Hiring Purposes?  
Oddly crooked co-workers/managers  
Your Good/Bad Spending Habits**

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**Author:** ![Merhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Merhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merhouse)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2006, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/56 "2006-12-03T18:11:54Z")

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From IMHO:

\*\*Am I too old to be a father?

How do people put up with being married w children?\*\*

🙂

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2006, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/57 "2006-12-04T00:49:38Z")

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Know What’s Worse Than Discovering A Pile Of Cat Puke In The Kitchen?  
Unca Cece’s Wikipedia page

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2006, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/58 "2006-12-04T03:02:49Z")

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\*\*Computer scientists, mathematicians and electrical engineers: free books.  
I’m going to a porn convention!\*\*And they’re giving our free books you say…

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**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2006, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/59 "2006-12-04T03:58:37Z")

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\*\*I’m going to a porn convention!

Pizza Delivery Drivers: Tell us your weird stories\*\*  
Cuz’ I’m gonna need something to talk about at that porn convention.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2006, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/60 "2006-12-04T15:05:55Z")

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GQ:  
\*\*Question about Japanese Vending Machines  
What determines heaviness of menstrual flow? \*\*

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