# How Can God Allow Sequential Thread Titles? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 29, 2006, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228 "2006-11-29T18:55:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/81 "2006-12-07T01:38:01Z")
IMHO \*\*What’s your favorite sausage? What do you call a male “camel toe”?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/82 "2006-12-07T05:06:49Z")
\*\*The Celebrity Death Pool 2007 Going from steamroom to pool repeatedly at the gym - am I overreacting? \*\* I dunno. How many dead celebrities are in the pool? Is it just Bill Holden? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/83 "2006-12-07T13:29:38Z")
\*\*So 666 is NOT the number of the Beast! The Celebrity Death Pool 2006 \*\* Is 2006 the new number? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/84 "2006-12-07T16:00:10Z")
\*\*What happened in the year 1771? Man Has Sex With Horse \*\* ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/85 "2006-12-07T16:04:00Z")
\*\* StatsCan tries to cancel Xmas Does this sound suspicious to you? \*\* It does, doesn’t it? -BBS2K ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/86 "2006-12-07T16:42:17Z")
\*\* Does this sound suspicious to you? The Illuminati come out of the shadows, at long last \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/87 "2006-12-07T16:45:20Z")
\*\* According to the movies, the scariest thing in the world is . . . Oh, Smurf Me! It’s a Smurf Movie! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/88 "2006-12-07T18:02:08Z")
\*\* Oh, Smurf Me! It’s a Smurf Movie! Can an actor ever be the auteur of a film? \*\* Papa Smurf: “No, Smurfette, in this scene it’s just the two of us, and you’re completely ruining the _mise en scene_. Keep it Smurfy!” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/89 "2006-12-07T18:04:07Z")
GQ:\*\* Is there a way to test for depth perception? Strategic Bombing: Was This Calculation Ever Made? \*\*Of course not: that explains all those bomber pilots in Coke-can glasses :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/90 "2006-12-07T18:09:59Z")
\*\*Job interview question Whats the most painful thing done to your genitals? \*\* I guess that’s one way of siftinmg out people not really serious about the position… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/91 "2006-12-07T18:16:14Z")
I am _soo_ going to Hell: \*\* Mary Cheney (VP Dick’s lesbian daughter) is pregnant Man Has Sex With Horse \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Monstera\_deliciosa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monstera_deliciosa/32/109_2.png) [@Monstera\_deliciosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstera_deliciosa)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/92 "2006-12-07T18:18:23Z")
MPSIMS: \*\*ladies in black pants Does this sound suspicious to you? Las Vegas Holidope? \*\* I can’t speak for the ladies in black pants, but it sure sounds suspicious to me. ---
**Author:** ![Emily\_Litella](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emily_litella/32/3370_2.png) [@Emily\_Litella](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emily_Litella)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/93 "2006-12-07T18:31:38Z")
_That stupid baby came out already!_ _Wow! What a difference a French Press makes…_ ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/94 "2006-12-07T19:43:01Z")
\*\*Oh wow, now I REALLY want to see The Nativity Story! Oh, Smurf Me! It’s a Smurf Movie! \*\* You know, I’d almost go to see the Holy Family, the Three Kings, and the Shepherds and angels as little blue people in floppy caps. “Gloria in Excelsis Deo!” “Peace in Smurfville to all Smurfs of Good Will!” ---
**Author:** ![Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swallowed_My_Cellphone)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/95 "2006-12-07T20:33:32Z")
Newbie question: What is this game? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/96 "2006-12-07T20:42:55Z")
It’s a place to post thread titles that are found next to each other on the fora listings. Partly because they’re usually funny, partly so that you don’t have to interrupt those threads to tell them that they’re next to a thread that make a funny combo with theirs 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/97 "2006-12-07T20:44:30Z")
[QUOTE=Swallowed My Cellphone] Newbie question: What is this game? [/QUOTE] If you look in the various forum pages (General Questions, In My Humble Opinion, etc.) Sometimes you see a juxtaposition of thread titles that appear to be humorous when read together. There is almost always a thread in IMHO with some variation of “Sequential Thread Titles” in the header where you can post Sequential Threads that struck you as funny. ---
**Author:** ![Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swallowed_My_Cellphone)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/98 "2006-12-07T20:44:33Z")
[QUOTE=Ludovic] It’s a place to post thread titles that are found next to each other on the fora listings. Partly because they’re usually funny, partly so that you don’t have to interrupt those threads to tell them that they’re next to a thread that make a funny combo with theirs 🙂 [/QUOTE] Ah, thank you. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/99 "2006-12-07T20:44:30Z")
(you meaning generic, you, of course, not specific you.) ---
**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/100 "2006-12-07T20:45:42Z")
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