# How Can God Allow Sequential Thread Titles? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 29, 2006, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228 "2006-11-29T18:55:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/101 "2006-12-07T21:01:14Z")
I miss Women in black pants ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/102 "2006-12-08T00:07:28Z")
Father of snowbound car family in Oregon found Mountain climbing in the moonlight Would that it were so. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/103 "2006-12-08T03:43:39Z")
It isn’t sequential at this point (almost, but not quite), but I had to post it anyway cause I thought it was too damned funny: In IMHO - \*\*Job Interview Question What would you say is the smelliest part of your body?\*\* Hee. I bet nobody prepares for _that_ question. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Abby\_Emma\_Sasha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e68b1a/32.png) [@Abby\_Emma\_Sasha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abby_Emma_Sasha)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/104 "2006-12-08T10:48:47Z")
That stupid baby came out already! Wow!, what a difference a French Press makes… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/105 "2006-12-08T13:18:57Z")
\*\*Which commercials do you find very Very VERY annoying? Abortion in Scrubsville \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/106 "2006-12-08T13:27:30Z")
\*\* How do you go about evaluating people for Hiring Purposes? Is it more important to know if there is a meth dealer next door or a sex offender? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/107 "2006-12-08T14:30:29Z")
\*\*How can I make my pubes grow longer? My bladder poking out of my body is not an emergency?? Are you effin’ KIDDING ME?? \*\* Are you hoping they’ll cover your protruding bladder? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/108 "2006-12-08T15:59:14Z")
\*\* Why tear down a perfectly good McDonalds? Cheese from Tubercular Cows \*\* Little drastic, don’t ya think? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/109 "2006-12-08T16:36:56Z")
\*\*ladies in black pants Infra-red fart. \*\* Bad combination ---
**Author:** ![Rock\_n\_Roach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Rock\_n\_Roach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rock_n_Roach)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/110 "2006-12-08T16:47:55Z")
\*\* I need soapy puns! Come to the Duck Side! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/111 "2006-12-08T19:06:26Z")
CS:\*\* I wish I was . . . Charles Dickens and Stephen King (and other writers whose works are filmed) \*\*Paging Sybil… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/112 "2006-12-08T20:30:45Z")
\*\*Foods that make you positively nauseous Defunct restaurant chains \*\* ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2006, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/113 "2006-12-09T00:45:55Z")
\*\*Infra-red fart. Bean Soup…mmmmmmmmmm\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2006, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/114 "2006-12-09T01:11:21Z")
\*\*How can I make my pubes grow longer? What was the deal with Hitlers mustache? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Lakai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lakai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lakai)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2006, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/115 "2006-12-09T17:38:34Z")
\*\*How can I make my pubes grow longer? Anaamika - a polite thank you…\*\* ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2006, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/116 "2006-12-10T02:45:57Z")
From the Pit: **You despicable, wretched, thieving cum-stain… "Your Mailbox Is Over Its Size Limit"** Boy, these Microsoft Outlook error messages are getting a little over the top. ---
**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2006, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/117 "2006-12-15T22:40:33Z")
From GQ: **Why can’t mutes whisper? Paralyzed vocal chords?** From MPSIMS: **What gifts have you received so far? Gay Civil Unions OK’d in New Jersey!** ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2006, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/118 "2006-12-16T06:16:27Z")
From MPSIMS: \*\*Security questions I can’t answer. Rocket launcher? Hm. I could swear they were here a minute ago.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2006, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/119 "2006-12-16T12:36:44Z")
**Gay Civil Unions OK’d in New Jersey! I’m going to sexually molest your dog.** Well, we can’t say the Religious Right didn’t warn us. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2006, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228/120 "2006-12-17T02:35:01Z")
\*\*what causes arachnophobia? Do spiders survive vacuuming? If so, how long can they live? \*\* GQ just now. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-god-allow-sequential-thread-titles/382228.md?page=7)