# How can I be posting this?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-be-posting-this/74151>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [July 29, 2001, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-be-posting-this/74151 "2001-07-29T09:06:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c67d28/32.png) [@Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weird_AL_Einstein)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2001, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-be-posting-this/74151/1 "2001-07-29T09:06:32Z")

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It’s well past 3:30 AM CDT…the board did go down right about that time, but now it seems to be back up…

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**Author:** ![National\_Kegger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c4cdca/32.png) [@National\_Kegger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/National_Kegger)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2001, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-be-posting-this/74151/2 "2001-07-29T09:09:49Z")

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There seems to be a Notice thread that the board is being maintained at the moment. So our post are illusions.

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**Author:** ![Mikahw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Mikahw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mikahw)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2001, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-be-posting-this/74151/3 "2001-07-29T09:52:35Z")

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\<waves hands slowly\>  
Thiiisss iissss alll a dreammmm.

Damn, he’s not buying it! Oh well, I guess I’ll have to reprogram the matrix again…

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**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2001, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-be-posting-this/74151/4 "2001-07-29T10:13:56Z")

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Perhaps the mantenance only took a few minutes, but the mods wanted a break for this weekend, so they TOLD everyone that the board would be down…

That means…  
I think The mods are all off at the beach or something.  
WOO HOO! Anything goes!!

Oh wait. They could see this on monday, couldn’t they. Never mind…

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**Author:** ![Mikahw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Mikahw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mikahw)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2001, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-be-posting-this/74151/5 "2001-07-29T10:52:55Z")

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The boards seem a lot faster now. Maybe it’s because almost nobody is on here? 😃

Hey, wait a minute. Why can’t the SDMB be ‘closed’ perminantly? It’d sure be great for the traffic…

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**Author:** ![FarmerOak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9c0ed/32.png) [@FarmerOak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FarmerOak)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2001, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-be-posting-this/74151/6 "2001-07-29T13:16:50Z")

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The board is DEFINITELY faster now (7/29/01 6:15amPDT) than it has been for the last two weeks.

I had problems with my DSL and we ran tests in a number of sites. This was the only site clogging my pipes. If Unca Cece wasn’t a genius, I’d fix his wagon.

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**Author:** ![tavalla](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tavalla/32/89_2.png) [@tavalla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tavalla)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2001, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-be-posting-this/74151/7 "2001-07-29T14:41:15Z")

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Oh cripes, so I went through all my “how to survive days without the SDMB” course for _nothing_?

_sigh_

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**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2001, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-be-posting-this/74151/8 "2001-07-29T18:02:27Z")

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Yah, y’all went out and got real lives for the weekend, and all for nothin’. Now, me, I have no life, so I’ve been poking my head in here off and on all weekend, and I have yet to see the boards down. And they’ve been running slicker ‘n’ a greased pig, I can tell you. That’s because everybody left to go get a life, leaving those of us with _no_ lives in sole possession of the Straight Dope Message Board.

So, guys, whaddaya wanna do? They won’t be back till Monday morning. Howzabout we jump on the bed, drink all the Pepsi, eat all the chips, and leave pizza boxes on the computer hutch…

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2001, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-be-posting-this/74151/9 "2001-07-29T18:19:50Z")

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Yeah! Party at Tuba’s! Somebody pass me another six-pack of root beer. _BUUUUUURRRRRP_

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2001, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-be-posting-this/74151/10 "2001-07-29T18:26:08Z")

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Actually **DDG** I was thinking we could reopen our Mad Hatter discussion.

::ducks and runs::

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**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2001, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-be-posting-this/74151/11 "2001-07-29T18:48:43Z")

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Well, since you mention it, I did get a response to my query on the HatsUK message board. I didn’t contain any relevant information, but if you want to check it out yourself: [http://pub23.bravenet.com/forum/fetch.php?id=9599739&usernum=1948067842](http://pub23.bravenet.com/forum/fetch.php?id=9599739&usernum=1948067842)

The Boston Public Library doesn’t seem to have that Thackrah book in their catalogue, but I can head down to the research library to search their catalogue from before 1974 in person (everything since then is online) if anyone is still interested. Or have we really put the whole thing to rest?

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2001, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-be-posting-this/74151/12 "2001-07-29T19:03:34Z")

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> Or have we really put the whole thing to rest?

BITE YOUR TONGUE!

I go looking for answers weekly, at the Akron Univ. library, and the Akron Public Library. Oh how I envy people who live in NYC or Chicago.

NO smilies here, we still have work to do.

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**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2001, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-be-posting-this/74151/13 "2001-07-31T01:07:35Z")

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I’m not sure if you were kidding there, but I did indeed locate a copy of the work in question today, and will post exerpts (I’m pretty sure anything published in 1832 can be quoted from liberally without running afoul of copyright laws) and conclusions drawn therefrom later this evening, in the original thread.

Yes, I think I’ve officially proven that I have no semblance of a social life whatsoever.
