# How can I find a very, very specific type of porn?

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**Created:** [February 1, 2007, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372 "2007-02-01T03:28:15Z")\
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**Author:** ![TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/51bf81/32.png) [@TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW)\
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I’m treading very lightly here because I know it’s GQ and all that, so bear with me. Please don’t post NSFW links and follow the two-click rule and all of that stuff so this doesn’t get closed and chopped.

I’m looking for several very, very specific types of porn - subgenres, I guess - and I don’t really know if there’s a term for them or if there’s some sort of motif that can be searched for. I don’t really want to go into details about the types.

Unfortunately, this isn’t for personal gratification, but is for an elaborate finish to a comically elaborate “gotcha” on a friend that’s several months in the making.

Is there some sort of master list of porn broken down by sub or sub-sub-genre? How can I go about finding porn that contains a very specific setup, combination, or motif?

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**Author:** ![SlickRoenick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@SlickRoenick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlickRoenick)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372/2 "2007-02-01T03:44:32Z")

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www searchvids com

that’s the only thing that pops to mind at the moment.

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**Author:** ![troubledwater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f4b2a3/32.png) [@troubledwater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/troubledwater)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372/3 "2007-02-01T03:55:40Z")

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To find the correct terminolgy, try Dictionary of Sex by R. Goldenson & K. Anderson.

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**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372/4 "2007-02-01T04:24:43Z")

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Google “search extreme” and click on the first link. The advanced search option should be far more detailed than you’d ever thought possible. I can’t vouch for the accuracy of the site, but it seems to be what you’re looking for.

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**Author:** ![Crescend](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Crescend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crescend)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372/5 "2007-02-01T05:01:39Z")

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[QUOTE=dnooman]  
Google “search extreme” and click on the first link. The advanced search option should be far more detailed than you’d ever thought possible. I can’t vouch for the accuracy of the site, but it seems to be what you’re looking for.  
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My God, it’s full of porn.

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**Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372/6 "2007-02-01T05:41:41Z")

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[QUOTE=Crescend]  
My God, it’s full of porn.  
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Imagine that.

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**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372/7 "2007-02-01T05:50:08Z")

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[QUOTE=VCO3]  
follow the two-click rule and all of that stuff so this doesn’t get closed and chopped.  
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Nothing to add, I just wanted to say that between my tired eyes, and the font I read that as the two-dick rule. :eek:  
Which I guess might be a very specific type of porn if they were both on the same guy.

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**Author:** ![Red\_Barchetta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/da6949/32.png) [@Red\_Barchetta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Barchetta)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372/8 "2007-02-01T06:47:27Z")

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[QUOTE=Crescend]  
My God, it’s full of porn.  
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Bravo, bravo

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**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372/9 "2007-02-01T07:14:41Z")

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[QUOTE=Red Barchetta]  
Bravo, bravo  
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Do I win?

That would be nice for once.

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**Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372/10 "2007-02-01T07:26:55Z")

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[QUOTE=VCO3]  
\<snip\>  
Unfortunately, this isn’t for personal gratification, but is for an elaborate finish to a comically elaborate “gotcha” on a friend that’s several months in the making.  
\<snip\>  
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I think you owe us all the backstory here…

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**Author:** ![Crescend](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Crescend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crescend)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372/11 "2007-02-01T07:57:35Z")

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[QUOTE=Pygmy Rugger]  
I think you owe us all the backstory here…  
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Really, anything that requires such an impressively vast cornucopia of porn _demands_ an explanation.

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**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372/12 "2007-02-01T08:15:08Z")

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[QUOTE=Rick]  
Nothing to add, I just wanted to say that between my tired eyes, and the font I read that as the two-dick rule. :eek:  
Which I guess might be a very specific type of porn if they were both on the same guy.  
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Believe it or not, I have seen such a guy in a porno. No joke. It was with him and Ron Jeremy and some chicks… I did MANY takes, trying to figure out if he was wearing some sort of prosthetic but no, both penises seemed alive and functional.

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**Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372/13 "2007-02-01T21:41:51Z")

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[QUOTE=Crescend]  
My God, it’s full of porn.  
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What? The internet?

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**Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372/14 "2007-02-01T21:53:50Z")

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You do know that there are link sites that have links categorized by, shall we say, key word? Lots and lots of them…I would think if you followed some links from sites you already know you’ll eventually end up at one of them.

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**Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372/15 "2007-02-01T22:05:37Z")

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[QUOTE=Rigamarole]  
Believe it or not, I have seen such a guy in a porno. No joke. It was with him and Ron Jeremy and some chicks… I did MANY takes, trying to figure out if he was wearing some sort of prosthetic but no, both penises seemed alive and functional.  
[/QUOTE]

Diphallic Terata - if I’m remembering an ancient Trivial Pursuit question correctly.

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**Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372/16 "2007-02-01T22:27:37Z")

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Yes. The adult video/dvd website I used last had an elaborate drop down list of sub-genres to help “filter” the hundreds of video titles available for purchase.

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**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372/17 "2007-02-01T22:37:54Z")

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As the joke says, if you google ‘people who have sex with goats that are on fire’, it will ask you to specify the type of goat. There’s a fetish out there for everyone. 😉

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**Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372/18 "2007-02-01T22:51:46Z")

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[QUOTE=Crescend]  
My God, it’s full of porn.  
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[QUOTE=Bowman]  
I’ll be in my bunk!  
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… 😃 …

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**Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372/19 "2007-02-01T23:08:14Z")

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[QUOTE=Crescend]  
Really, anything that requires such an impressively vast cornucopia of porn _demands_ an explanation.  
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Wouldn’t that be a pornucopia?

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**Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372/20 "2007-02-01T23:14:01Z")

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[QUOTE=BwanaBob]  
Wouldn’t that be a pornucopia?  
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Or a Porn of Plenty.

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