# How can I find a very, very specific type of porn? **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [February 1, 2007, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372 "2007-02-01T03:28:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372/21 "2007-02-01T23:18:51Z")
While the backstory is intriguing, I REALLY want to know what sub-sub-sub genre of porn you’re looking for. I’m willing to bet we’ve got someone into it on the boards. heheheh… ---
**Author:** ![BMax](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bmax/32/4267_2.png) [@BMax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMax)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372/22 "2007-02-01T23:28:21Z")
smut gremlins dot com has porn listed by categories. ---
**Author:** ![Long\_Time\_Lurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/2bfe46/32.png) [@Long\_Time\_Lurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Long_Time_Lurker)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372/23 "2007-02-01T23:33:15Z")
You can try sex oasis dot com. Also lists by category. ---
**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372/24 "2007-02-02T00:02:10Z")
[QUOTE=Lemur866] You do know that there are link sites that have links categorized by, shall we say, key word? Lots and lots of them…I would think if you followed some links from sites you already know you’ll eventually end up at one of them. [/QUOTE] If he didn’t know, then the _very first reply_ to the OP would have informed him. If he bothered to look. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372/25 "2007-02-02T00:11:29Z")
[QUOTE=Antinor01] As the joke says, if you google ‘people who have sex with goats that are on fire’, it will ask you to specify the type of goat. There’s a fetish out there for everyone. 😉 [/QUOTE] _Gasp_ _Flaming fainting goats! **Where!!!** _ _pant __pant__ pant_ ---
**Author:** ![Roboto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b77776/32.png) [@Roboto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roboto)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372/26 "2007-02-02T00:30:23Z")
[QUOTE=VCO3] Unfortunately, this isn’t for personal gratification, but is for an elaborate finish to a comically elaborate “gotcha” on a friend that’s several months in the making. [/QUOTE] Ah . . . the ol’ “comically elaborate ‘gotcha’ on a friend” excuse! Is this friend from the Niagra Falls area, perchance? Hey man, just say you like to do it with goats. We’re all adults here. Just say what we all already know . . . you love dirty goat love. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372/27 "2007-02-02T00:36:36Z")
Flaming dirty goat love. Now with more green jello. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372/28 "2007-02-02T03:09:46Z")
[QUOTE=VCO3] I’m looking for several very, very specific types of porn [/QUOTE] You like naked-bungi-jumping-flaming-clown-sex too? Awesome, I’m no longer alone! ---
**Author:** ![Deaf\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3be4f8/32.png) [@Deaf\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deaf_Geek)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372/29 "2007-02-02T03:20:24Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally Posted by Crescend > My God, it’s full of porn. > What? The internet? [Trekkie]_sings_ The internet is for porn![/Trekkie] ---
**Author:** ![abby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@abby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abby)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372/30 "2007-02-02T04:11:06Z")
[QUOTE=VCO3] I’m treading very lightly here because I know it’s GQ and all that, so bear with me. Please don’t post NSFW links and follow the two-click rule and all of that stuff so this doesn’t get closed and chopped. [/QUOTE] www [dot] thebestporn [dot] com and similar adult review sites are ideal ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372/31 "2007-02-02T04:34:01Z")
[QUOTE=Struan] Diphallic Terata - if I’m remembering an ancient Trivial Pursuit question correctly. [/QUOTE] Man, the Ancients really knew how to party. I mean, if they thought that was trivial, look out, eh. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372/32 "2007-02-02T05:14:12Z")
[QUOTE=dahfisheroo] Flaming dirty goat love. Now with more green jello. [/QUOTE] Green? Damn. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372/33 "2007-02-02T05:22:25Z")
[QUOTE=dahfisheroo] Flaming dirty goat love. [/QUOTE] BAND NAME! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/59ef9b/32.png) [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_fight_the_hypothetical)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372/34 "2007-02-02T07:24:17Z")
As one of the few non-humans who are allowed to post here, I must object to the constant goat references… ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372/35 "2007-02-02T10:02:54Z")
sublimedirectory dotcom is pretty good. While we’re waiting for the OP to provide some backstory, I’ll relate a prank I pulled on a couple of friends of mine involving porn and the intarweb. I was poking around on a porn related BBS and there was a vaguely described link to a German website, I clicked the link and discovered **not** Cartman’s mom in a schiesse video, but _very_ elderly women. Stark naked, some of them in wheelchairs and the like. Emitting a scream, I backed out of there toot sweet. Remembering that both of my friends had cable modems (this being in early 2001, when they weren’t all that common around here) and knowing that when they clicked the link (which they wouldn’t be able to decipher since neither of them spoke German) the offending page would instantly appear, I copied the url and sent them an email saying, “A friend of mine thinks that women look best when they’re in their early 20s and here’s proof that he’s right!” with the link. When I got home, I found a message from each one of them. The first one said simply, “I got your email, and I have to say, that’s the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen.” The second one was, “Those girls were _twenty?_ What are they? Retarded or something?” :rolleyes: Needless to say, both of them began eyeing any links I sent them suspiciously. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372/36 "2007-02-02T12:45:57Z")
[QUOTE=Roboto] Ah . . . the ol’ “comically elaborate ‘gotcha’ on a friend” excuse! Is this friend from the Niagra Falls area, perchance? [/QUOTE] NIAGARA FALLS!!! SLOWLY I turn…STEP by step…INCH by inch… ---
**Author:** ![TYOV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@TYOV](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TYOV)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372/37 "2007-02-02T22:12:48Z")
Don’t know which is a bigger sign of the apocalypse, the question or the number of replies with potential sources. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2007, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372/38 "2007-02-03T03:42:36Z")
[QUOTE=Jonathan Chance] NIAGARA FALLS!!! SLOWLY I turn…STEP by step…INCH by inch… [/QUOTE] Ha! 😃😃😃 ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2007, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372/39 "2007-02-03T05:20:43Z")
> [@](#): > > Flaming dirty goat love. Now with more green jello. As long as it’s consensual. We don’t want another case like [this](http://www.nwfdailynews.com/articleArchive/jan2007/goatdeath.php). ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2007, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372/40 "2007-02-03T05:44:32Z")
[QUOTE=Smeghead] Green? Damn. [/QUOTE] Well, he posted it on THURSDAY. We suddenly know one thing more about **dahfisheroo** , ifyaknowwhatImean. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372.md?page=3)