# How can I find a very, very specific type of porn?

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**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [February 1, 2007, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372 "2007-02-01T03:28:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2007, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372/41 "2007-02-03T05:46:31Z")

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[QUOTE=VCO3]  
How can I find a very, very specific type of porn?  
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Y’know, I was thinking of organizing another ChiDope in order to meet other locals but **VCO3** has nipped THAT in the bud! 😉

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**Author:** ![flight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbce88/32.png) [@flight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flight)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2007, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372/42 "2007-02-05T21:41:37Z")

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[QUOTE=Struan]  
Diphallic Terata - if I’m remembering an ancient Trivial Pursuit question correctly.  
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Thanks, I had always remembered that same question, but I remembered it (wrongly) as Dipheria Terata.

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**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2007, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372/43 "2007-02-05T21:57:31Z")

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[QUOTE=VCO3]  
Unfortunately, this isn’t for personal gratification, but is for an elaborate finish to a comically elaborate “gotcha” on a friend that’s several months in the making.

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Sure it is 😃

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2007, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372/44 "2007-02-05T22:27:25Z")

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[QUOTE=Smeghead]  
Green? Damn.  
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What, you’ve been doing it wrong all this time???

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**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2007, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372/45 "2007-02-05T23:18:23Z")

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[QUOTE=dropzone]  
Well, he posted it on THURSDAY. We suddenly know one thing more about **dahfisheroo** , ifyaknowwhatImean. 😉  
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Except that I am a female, ifyaknowwhatImean, and I thinkyado.

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**Author:** ![dgrdfd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/eb8c5e/32.png) [@dgrdfd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dgrdfd)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2007, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372/46 "2007-02-05T23:35:04Z")

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search for zzaph

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2007, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372/47 "2007-02-06T03:07:02Z")

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_Diphalic Terataaaa…  
It’s a trouble-free philosophy…_

And **dnooman** , you win a ticket on the PanAm shuttle to the Orbital Hilton.

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> As the joke says, if you google ‘people who have sex with goats that are on fire’, it will ask you to specify the type of goat. There’s a fetish out there for everyone.

Jason Alexander actually quoted that in his\* Playboy\* Interview. I’ve read it called “Rule 34” : “There is porn of/about it on the web. Whatever \*\*it \*\* is.”

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**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2007, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372/48 "2007-02-06T13:10:37Z")

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[QUOTE=Rysdad]  
_Gasp_  
_pant __pant__ pant_  
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I think you lost your pants. Her ya go. 😉

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**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2007, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372/49 "2007-02-06T13:33:06Z")

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[QUOTE=Little Nemo]  
As long as it’s consensual. We don’t want another case like [this](http://www.nwfdailynews.com/articleArchive/jan2007/goatdeath.php).  
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I’m too sleeply and misread this part of the article.

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> Though the semen hasn’t been proven as human, Thompson-Poirrier and a veterinarian who examined the goat want the semen tested and compared to the state’s convicted-felon database.

as “want the semen tasted . . .” :eek:

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**Author:** ![essell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/34f0e0/32.png) [@essell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/essell)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2007, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-find-a-very-very-specific-type-of-porn/390372/50 "2007-02-06T23:19:27Z")

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[QUOTE=TokyoPlayer]  
“want the semen tasted . . .” :eek:  
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So long as I get to record that moment.  
I’m sure I can sell it.

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