# How can I get rid of my breasts? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 24, 2001, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-get-rid-of-my-breasts/51616 "2001-01-24T21:03:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-get-rid-of-my-breasts/51616/41 "2001-01-26T03:38:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > \*\*except for the sticky tits syndrome I got on a small patch of my skin. \*\* I, as someone in the medical profession (except not, but we’ll ignore that little factoid), will have to conduct extensive research on this phenomena. I’ll be gone for about a month, folks, and be very surprised if my fingers aren’t worn out. Be even more surprised if I can talk. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-get-rid-of-my-breasts/51616/42 "2001-01-26T03:45:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Astroboy14 \* > \*\*I’d just like to chime in at this point to say: _ **Mmmmmmmmm… boobies!** _😛 \*\* After reading this thread, **Astro** I wholeheartedly agree with you . . . _ **Mmmmmmmmm… boobies!** _😛 \*\* Tripler I think I like this thread. Yep, I like it. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-get-rid-of-my-breasts/51616/43 "2001-01-26T05:55:08Z")
I’m sure Ssskuggii and Hypergirl made MUCH better looking guys than most of the guys here would look as girls. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-get-rid-of-my-breasts/51616/44 "2001-01-26T13:35:17Z")
Actually one of our guy friends made a great girl. But he was a bit efeminate to begin with, so a little bit of makeup made him into a very sexy girl. Fishent stockings, a skirt, and sock filled bra completed the effect. I would have fucked him :)😉 ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-get-rid-of-my-breasts/51616/45 "2001-01-26T14:04:57Z")
Anyway, Benny did look hot, but his butt could’ve been a bit bigger. Paddy, you’re welcome to accept research on this phenomena, but I don’t think you’d be able to leave after a month. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2001, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-get-rid-of-my-breasts/51616/46 "2001-01-27T01:10:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > \*\*Paddy, you’re welcome to accept research on this phenomena, but I don’t think you’d be able to leave after a month. 😉 \*\* I suppose if I wanted to be a thorough researcher I’d have to examine more than just your breasts. This would take a while. No, no. I don’t want any volunteers. No! NO VOLUNTEERS, DAMNIT! The more people we get, the more this looks like “When guys touch ssskuggiii’s boobies”! Besides, I called first dibs. ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2001, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-get-rid-of-my-breasts/51616/47 "2001-01-27T17:20:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > \*\*Actually one of our guy friends made a great girl. But he was a bit efeminate to begin with, so a little bit of makeup made him into a very sexy girl. Fishent stockings, a skirt, and sock filled bra completed the effect. I would have fucked him :)😉 \*\* My post, not Tasha’s. Damn using the same computer [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-get-rid-of-my-breasts/51616.md?page=2)