# How can I get some Red Lobster biscuits?

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**Created:** [December 23, 2002, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-get-some-red-lobster-biscuits/144572 "2002-12-23T19:21:02Z")\
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OK, admit it. Red Lobster has some of the most orgasmic biscuits known to man, and I want some.

Trouble is, I don’t want to drive 45 minutes to get some. Does anyone know how I could get some of these biscuits for home use?

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**Author:** ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-get-some-red-lobster-biscuits/144572/2 "2002-12-23T19:28:22Z")

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The recipe on the back of the Bisquick box for something like “garlic cheese biscuits” reportedly makes biscuits that taste the same as Red Lobster Biscuits, or so my niece and nephew tell me.

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**Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-get-some-red-lobster-biscuits/144572/3 "2002-12-23T19:29:31Z")

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Yes…Athena is correct. Good recipe.

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**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-get-some-red-lobster-biscuits/144572/4 "2002-12-23T19:33:10Z")

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Sure. They’re not hard to make at all.

[Cheddar Bay Biscuits](http://www.topsecretrecipes.com/recipes/crabbake.htm)

I modify their recipe a bit: leave out the crab, add even more garlic powder (mmmm), and instead of one big cake, separate them into biscuits for baking. Mmmm, tasty.