# How can I invest in atheism? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 22, 2014, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-invest-in-atheism/679463 "2014-01-22T19:03:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2014, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-invest-in-atheism/679463/21 "2014-01-23T14:09:15Z")
Well, why not, you’re already fully invested into GOING TO HELL!!! Say hi to your investment broker, SATAN! ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2014, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-invest-in-atheism/679463/22 "2014-01-23T14:19:33Z")
> [@MEBuckner](#): > > Can’t be done. Atheism is a strictly non-prophet belief system. For the win, and the only remaining question is why it took 17 replies to get here. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2014, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-invest-in-atheism/679463/23 "2014-01-23T14:29:02Z")
Take out Life Insurance policies on people likely to be kidnapped by the kind of terrorists **U Y Scuti** is thinking about. > **[Can atheists provide rational arguments that terrorists should spare their...](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=713059)** > > I’ll start by stating clearly that I deeply dislike war (of any sort) and I find terrorism a major contemporary threat. It so happens that I sometimes come into contact for long periods of time with people from the Middle East, and they seem to... ---
**Author:** ![MN\_Maenad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e95f7d/32.png) [@MN\_Maenad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MN_Maenad)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2014, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-invest-in-atheism/679463/24 "2014-01-23T15:33:08Z")
Offer a service for after the Rapture, like the folks offering pet care. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2014, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-invest-in-atheism/679463/25 "2014-01-23T16:25:06Z")
> [@MN\_Maenad](#): > > Offer a service for after the Rapture, like the folks offering pet care. Won’t work. They will either believe that their pets are getting raptured with them, or they will be the other type that won’t care about anything or anybody left behind. ---
**Author:** ![snowthx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowthx/32/10660_2.png) [@snowthx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowthx)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2014, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-invest-in-atheism/679463/26 "2014-01-23T16:33:00Z")
Copyright an atheism symbol and start making bumper stickers and magnets. Someone made a buck off all those fishes. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-invest-in-atheism/679463.md?page=1)