# How can I look older?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-look-older/636767>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 5, 2012, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-look-older/636767 "2012-10-05T02:10:20Z")\
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**Author:** ![ReticulatingSplines](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e274bd/32.png) [@ReticulatingSplines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReticulatingSplines)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2012, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-look-older/636767/61 "2012-10-20T00:36:56Z")

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This is an easy problem to solve, provided you don’t want to go the “fuck off” route, which I wholeheartedly endorse: Just get a REALLY bad sunburn every so often, you know, one of those where when you turn your neck, the creases stay in your skin for like an hour. You’ll look a hundred fucking years old.

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**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2012, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-look-older/636767/62 "2012-10-20T03:48:45Z")

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> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#):
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> I was robbed.

That’s not a very sneaky brag!

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