# How can I sneeze quietly?

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**Created:** [November 11, 2007, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-sneeze-quietly/426023 "2007-11-11T16:53:17Z")\
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[QUOTE=Jackmannii]  
Muffle it.

No physical harm will ensue.  
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If you get the muffler from Midas, it’s guaranteed forever! 😉

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