# How can I soothe and prevent my coin slot irritation?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-soothe-and-prevent-my-coin-slot-irritation/475300>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 2, 2008, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-soothe-and-prevent-my-coin-slot-irritation/475300 "2008-12-02T04:17:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-soothe-and-prevent-my-coin-slot-irritation/475300/41 "2008-12-02T18:19:59Z")

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> [@si\_blakely](#):
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> It is lots of gym work (including lunges) and running that has caused contraction of said glutes to the point that I am really flat in the arse.

Well now that is just nuts. Is your arse made backwards you think? 😛

[jean-claude] I admit I do have a very nice butt. Some say my career was built on it! [j-c]

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> I couldn’t quite believe the roundness of his backside

It is. Truly. Scrumptious.

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**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-soothe-and-prevent-my-coin-slot-irritation/475300/42 "2008-12-02T18:54:07Z")

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Stop giving your jooky away for free.

(I’m sorry I know that’s not what you’re looking for but I couldn’t resist.)

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**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-soothe-and-prevent-my-coin-slot-irritation/475300/43 "2008-12-02T18:55:10Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> Rub Ben Gay on it.

Just in case you didn’t get it, this is a terrible idea and he’s joking. It would burn like the fire of a thousand Suns if you put Ben Gay on your coin slot.

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**Author:** ![Solfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Solfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Solfy)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-soothe-and-prevent-my-coin-slot-irritation/475300/44 "2008-12-02T20:19:23Z")

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> [@TwistofFate](#):
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> stop inserting coins in it, for a start.

How will he make his ass pennies then?

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-soothe-and-prevent-my-coin-slot-irritation/475300/45 "2008-12-02T20:23:14Z")

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> [@Mr.Krebbs](#):
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> [The relevant SNL skit,](http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=sCF8ZOYVXF8) even though it isn’t particularly funny.

It’s actually a good parody of facewash commercials. What kills it is that the term “coin slot” isn’t funny.

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**Author:** ![si\_blakely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@si\_blakely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/si_blakely)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-i-soothe-and-prevent-my-coin-slot-irritation/475300/46 "2008-12-02T20:46:13Z")

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> [@NinetyWt](#):
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> Well now that is just nuts. Is your arse made backwards you think? 😛

It has been suggested to me many times that I don’t know my arse from my elbow.

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I’ve been doing those sit-ups wrong. :smack:

> [@NinetyWt](#):
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> It is. Truly. Scrumptious.

Fortunately, my wife loves a scrawny arse.

Unfortunately

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it’s the bloke next door. 😉

Si (I’ll stop now)

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