How [censored] is a [censored] with [censored]?

I was sitting here, at five thirty, and I got to thinking…

If I were [censored] with a [censored] how could a [censored] to go on [censored]? In reality, would a [censored] even be able to [censored]? I don’t know about you all, but [censored] has really bugged me. Anybody know?

–Tim

[Gratitious and disgusting language censored. Not in my forum! Don’t try this again, Homer. -manhattan]