# How come no one has welcomed me? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 11, 2000, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-come-no-one-has-welcomed-me/25200 "2000-07-11T11:37:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Chris25](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@Chris25](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chris25)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-come-no-one-has-welcomed-me/25200/1 "2000-07-11T11:37:44Z")
That really hurts you guys. My dream of me coming to SDMB and all SD’s welcoming me to the board has now been shattered. Thanks a lot guys. :):):):):):):)🙂 ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-come-no-one-has-welcomed-me/25200/2 "2000-07-11T11:39:55Z")
Hello. ---
**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-come-no-one-has-welcomed-me/25200/3 "2000-07-11T11:47:33Z")
I am sure Cheif Scott will give you a word or two now that you have used Smilies in you OP. He just loves them smiles. Osip ---
**Author:** ![Xploder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/a183cd/32.png) [@Xploder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xploder)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-come-no-one-has-welcomed-me/25200/4 "2000-07-11T12:02:38Z")
hey. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-come-no-one-has-welcomed-me/25200/5 "2000-07-11T12:12:59Z")
Hello ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-come-no-one-has-welcomed-me/25200/6 "2000-07-11T12:13:52Z")
Welcome to the board. We’ll need some vital statistics, please tell us: Age Sex Marital status Straight or gay Thank you for your cooperation. ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-come-no-one-has-welcomed-me/25200/7 "2000-07-11T12:22:29Z")
Where’s Chieffie when you need him? Welcome Chris, now how’s about that A/S/L now? LoL -Sam ---
**Author:** ![Heloise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e36b37/32.png) [@Heloise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heloise)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-come-no-one-has-welcomed-me/25200/8 "2000-07-11T12:34:11Z")
Hello. ---
**Author:** ![Chris25](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@Chris25](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chris25)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-come-no-one-has-welcomed-me/25200/9 "2000-07-11T13:14:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by zyada \* > \*\*Welcome to the board. > > We’ll need some vital statistics, please tell us: > > Age > > Sex > > Marital status > > Straight or gay > > Thank you for your cooperation. \*\* I’m 25 female single bi-sexual ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-come-no-one-has-welcomed-me/25200/10 "2000-07-11T13:17:52Z")
Welcome aboard! ---
**Author:** ![Bubble\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c0e974/32.png) [@Bubble\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bubble_Girl)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-come-no-one-has-welcomed-me/25200/11 "2000-07-11T13:19:29Z")
Howdy and Welcome to the board. ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-come-no-one-has-welcomed-me/25200/12 "2000-07-11T13:39:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chris25 \* > Thank you for your cooperation. \*\* I’m 25 female single bi-sexual \*\* [/QUOTE] Rock on! welcome to the board Chris, Err, Master…If you need anything, or want the “Dime-tour”, let GaWd know and I’ll do my best to see that you’re **satisfied**. 😃 -Sam ---
**Author:** ![ArkonDLoC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a8b319/32.png) [@ArkonDLoC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArkonDLoC)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-come-no-one-has-welcomed-me/25200/13 "2000-07-11T16:13:35Z")
Welcome! See, all you had to do was ask. ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-come-no-one-has-welcomed-me/25200/14 "2000-07-11T16:31:10Z")
As a new poster myself, and a longtime lurker, welcome. Wow! does that make me one of the Teeming Millions? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-come-no-one-has-welcomed-me/25200/15 "2000-07-11T16:43:15Z")
Chris25: Where in the states are you? Where can I see pictures? If there are none, there’s more we need to know about you: hair color/length eye color anything special about your face weight/height Any . . . um . . . other pertinent details. Do you know the meanings of the words felch and squick? ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-come-no-one-has-welcomed-me/25200/16 "2000-07-11T17:01:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*Chris25: > > Where in the states are you? > > Where can I see pictures? If there are none, there’s more we need to know about you: > > hair color/length > eye color > anything special about your face > weight/height > > Any . . . um . . . other pertinent details. > > Do you know the meanings of the words felch and squick? \*\* Patrick, I have to laugh at you for that one. Is there no one you won’t try to flirt with? lol. hey chris, welcome to the boards. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-come-no-one-has-welcomed-me/25200/17 "2000-07-11T17:11:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chris25 \* > \*\* I’m 25 > female > single > bi-sexual \*\* Well Helloooooooo nurse! As always it’s up to me to fill you in. Before you can post regularly, you must email me 10 nude pix of yourself. If you have nude pix of yourself with a nude bisexual GF of yours, send those too. You also need to contact Coldfire, he will verify your records, so he will need to know your bank account # and location, along with any other personal information regarding your funds. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-come-no-one-has-welcomed-me/25200/18 "2000-07-11T17:33:35Z")
ssskuggiii said: “Patrick, I have to laugh at you for that one. Is there no one you won’t try to flirt with? lol.” Well, seeing as how you’re off writing porn to send various SDMBers . . . it’s a bit hard to flirt with you anyway . . . Bratman, she never said anything about being a nurse . . . And why was I never requested to send nude pix to anyone? ---
**Author:** ![2nd\_Law](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/f475e1/32.png) [@2nd\_Law](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2nd_Law)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-come-no-one-has-welcomed-me/25200/19 "2000-07-11T17:47:41Z")
Chris, don’t believe a word these guys say. **I’m** the one you’re supposed to send the pix to! ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-come-no-one-has-welcomed-me/25200/20 "2000-07-11T18:07:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chris25 \* > > I’m 25 > female > single > bi-sexual \*\* Gee, if those aren’t the perfect answers to get responses, I don’t know what are… …bu then, Chris, shouldn’t your sig line suggest calling you Mistress, not Master? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-come-no-one-has-welcomed-me/25200.md?page=2)