# How come no one has welcomed me? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 11, 2000, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-come-no-one-has-welcomed-me/25200 "2000-07-11T11:37:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-come-no-one-has-welcomed-me/25200/21 "2000-07-11T18:15:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*Bratman, she never said anything about being a nurse . . . > \*\* You’ve never seen the Animaniacs have you? And you were supposed to send your pix to Shayna. If I wanted to see a man’s naked body I’d uncover the full length mirror in my bathroom. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-come-no-one-has-welcomed-me/25200/22 "2000-07-11T18:41:55Z")
Hi there Chris, welcome aboard and nice to meetcha! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-come-no-one-has-welcomed-me/25200/23 "2000-07-11T19:16:19Z")
BratMan said: "You’ve never seen the Animaniacs have you? And you were supposed to send your pix to Shayna. If I wanted to see a man’s naked body I’d uncover the full length mirror in my bathroom." I used to watch Animaniacs every day after school. I know the line. I was just being evil. You should get used to that, as I’m quite fond of playing Mr. Naive. Oops, did I just say that out loud? As for sending pics to shayna, I already sent her my pic for the people page (shirtless, thanks for asking). And I’ve seen the one of her that maker her look like a red-headed Jackie O. ---
**Author:** ![Gazoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ce73a5/32.png) [@Gazoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazoo)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-come-no-one-has-welcomed-me/25200/24 "2000-07-11T20:10:05Z")
Based on your info in this thread and your “I’ve Been Naughty” thread, I’m surprised you don’t already have your own fan club! 😛 Welcome aboard!!! ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-come-no-one-has-welcomed-me/25200/25 "2000-07-11T20:14:52Z")
Hello Chris! ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-come-no-one-has-welcomed-me/25200/26 "2000-07-11T20:40:31Z")
**Gazoo** , she _does_ have a fan club. \ Now if I could just get her to start one for me…\ ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-come-no-one-has-welcomed-me/25200/27 "2000-07-11T22:14:18Z")
In spite of the recent trouble you’ve been in(although fully admonished and back on my laminated list, under Chris25,of course :D), I must say, you’re on time-out and have to form a line behind me. :)(convenient, no?) How’s your stay been Chris? Is everyone treating you fairly? Don’t be intimidated by the less…cultured of our community. Harumph. Any questions Chris? Just let me know. -Sam ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-come-no-one-has-welcomed-me/25200/28 "2000-07-11T22:32:18Z")
Hello, and welcome to the board. Hope you enjoy your stay. ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-come-no-one-has-welcomed-me/25200/29 "2000-07-11T23:13:39Z")
Soooooooooo, Whaddaya think about men in flightsuits, Bacardi 151 and cinnamon oil? Welcome! ---
**Author:** ![Nanno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Nanno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nanno)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-come-no-one-has-welcomed-me/25200/30 "2000-07-11T23:18:22Z")
Hi nice to meet you, my name is Nancy and NOBODY ever welcomed me, oh well!! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-come-no-one-has-welcomed-me/25200/31 "2000-07-11T23:27:27Z")
HI NANNO! HELLO!!! I got like three hellos when I joined, so there you are 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-come-no-one-has-welcomed-me/25200/32 "2000-07-12T00:20:40Z")
Mmmm…Bacardi 151. Looks like I’ll be making a trip to the bottle shop before the night is through. **HI NANNO!! HI IAMPUNHA!!** ---
**Author:** ![Nanno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Nanno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nanno)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-come-no-one-has-welcomed-me/25200/33 "2000-07-12T02:49:50Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Silver\_Fire \* \*\*Mmmm…Bacardi 151. Looks like I’ll be making a trip to the bottle shop before the night is through. * * * Mmmm…yes I am from California, I like red popsicles ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-come-no-one-has-welcomed-me/25200/34 "2000-07-12T03:26:11Z")
HI SILVER\_FIRE! HI ALL YOU PEOPLE I HAVEN’T SAID HI TO!!! NO, my caps lock is not stuck. ---
**Author:** ![tshirts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/839c29/32.png) [@tshirts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tshirts)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-come-no-one-has-welcomed-me/25200/35 "2000-07-12T06:18:19Z")
I just jumped right to answer, so if you’ve already been welcomed, please ignore this. **Welcome, Chris25**. Let us know when your count reaches 25, so we can hold an annaversary party. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-come-no-one-has-welcomed-me/25200/36 "2000-07-12T10:37:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*Chris25: > > Where in the states are you? > > Where can I see pictures? If there are none, there’s more we need to know about you: > > hair color/length > eye color > anything special about your face > weight/height > > Any . . . um . . . other pertinent details. > > Do you know the meanings of the words felch and squick? \*\* Geez, Patrick (Iampunha), why didn’t you ask for “cup size”, “times laid” or “purity score”?? Chris25–welcome to the boards! Did you notice that there were seven replies to your OP but after you posted your personal stats, this thread exploded?? 🙂 Patrick has some weird tastes, as evidenced in the last line quoted above 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-come-no-one-has-welcomed-me/25200.md?page=1)