To which I’d add:
• Teach me, I’m confused!
• I don’t know how to do what I want to do. Am I wanting to do the right thing, should I be wanting this? And, if so, how do I attain it?
• You wanna, maybe, perhaps, explain current conditions? What the fuck? This can’t be life as it’s supposed to be…can it? Are you gonna fix it, or, umm, are there, maybe, perhaps, things you want that I should do? How is it all supposed to be, and how do I cope with it as it is, and how do I participate in getting it from what it is to how it oughta be?
• Am I okay? Am I hurting people or doing wrong things? Am I cripped, dorky, doofy, silly, stoopid, or, you know, otherwise short of what people should be? Am I insensitive, selfish, intolerant, unfriendly? Do I need to grow?
• How do I understand the heat death of the universe? Is there no permanence, no continuation, no eternity?
• Goddammit, pain hurts. Explain why things are like this. Could you not, maybe, I dunno, how about a sensation to tell us something’s wrong and then once you acknowledge it it fades to a less intrusive signal. Pain makes it difficult to attend to the situation that is causing the pain in the first place 'cuz you can’t think straight 'cuz it hurts so bad. Excuse me, but whose brilliant fucking idea was this? Teach, dammit. Help me come to terns with OW.
• This is really groovy. Cool beans, this existence thing. I am enjoying being alive, for all the frustrations and half-met challenges…maybe even in part because of them! Whee! You sure know how to throw a party!