# How DARE You Burn Our Ginger???? FUCKER ! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 23, 2001, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-burn-our-ginger-fucker/88983 "2001-10-23T00:26:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-burn-our-ginger-fucker/88983/1 "2001-10-23T00:26:14Z")
Okay, gloves off since this isn’t MPSIMS now. Anyone who would play such evil loathesome shit upon the life and spirit that is our dearly loved **GingeroftheNorth** deserves to suffer the death of a thousand evil souls. He deserves to be humiliated and eviscerated. He deserves to never again ensnare a woman who is strong enough to let herself trust. Mr. Beef, you are shit. You are the loathesome spooge that drips from pustules. You are an infection. You are a specimen of life that doesn’t belong on this planet. **Ginger** is a person of rare spirit. Beloved here as so many are, her concerns are our concerns. You wound the **Doyenne of Da North** , you wound The Straight Dope. I for one wish nothing but relentless painful days and sleepless nights, wasting disease and agonozing injuries that are badly tended and become necrotic upon this wretched excuse for a penis-toting homo sapien. Let the Furies be unleashed, let you writhe in torment, you sorry-asssed mother fucker. And, let us say, Amen. :mad: Cartooniverse ---
**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-burn-our-ginger-fucker/88983/2 "2001-10-23T00:27:17Z")
I’ve been away for the weekend. How’s about a link? ---
**Author:** ![jane\_says](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/47e85d/32.png) [@jane\_says](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jane_says)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-burn-our-ginger-fucker/88983/3 "2001-10-23T00:28:11Z")
Um…I’ve been sick. Not a clue. Cite, please? ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-burn-our-ginger-fucker/88983/4 "2001-10-23T00:31:01Z")
[Ginger Gets Burned](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=94598) OOps ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-burn-our-ginger-fucker/88983/5 "2001-10-23T00:33:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cartooniverse \* > \*\*And, let us say, Amen. :mad: > \*\* Amen! Yous want I should send Guido and Vinnie her way? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-burn-our-ginger-fucker/88983/6 "2001-10-23T00:38:30Z")
Might I humbly suggest that, rather than a pile-on, we leave this matter off the board inasmuch as is possible? It might only serve to re-injure wounds if things get ugly, and I know none of us wants **Ginger** to be hurting any more than she is now. I only hope this doesn’t have some opposite effect than that with which it was originally designed. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-burn-our-ginger-fucker/88983/7 "2001-10-23T00:39:38Z")
Yeh. Youse call my payphone from yourse payphone. We’ll talk. Also, did you take care of dat thing? Not the weekend thing, dat other thing. You know. The thing??? ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-burn-our-ginger-fucker/88983/8 "2001-10-23T00:47:50Z")
I’m not hurt, **punha** , but thank you for the concern. I’m just mad. Extremely angry. **Cartooniverse** wants to do exactly what a friend does in such instances. He wants to hunt the fucker down and inflict grievous bodily harm upon him. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-burn-our-ginger-fucker/88983/9 "2001-10-23T00:50:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cartooniverse \* > \*\*Also, did you take care of dat thing? Not the weekend thing, dat other thing. You know. The thing??? \*\* Yeah. Da thing. No mess. No worries. Just for you as a favor from the Family… ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-burn-our-ginger-fucker/88983/10 "2001-10-23T00:53:19Z")
I like the idea if mob justice better, that way we all get a piece of the action. So gather your torches and pitchforks, let’s kick this guys ass! Die, Fucker! ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-burn-our-ginger-fucker/88983/11 "2001-10-23T01:52:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cartooniverse \* > **deserves to suffer the death of a thousand evil souls.** You’re kidding. You’d have to be. I mean, it sucks. And stuff. But it’s just a boyfriend. Sure, he lied. And stuff. It happens to everyone, probably more than once. Otherwise we’d all just live happily ever after with the first person we meet. And, really, how fun would _that_ be? ---
**Author:** ![pesch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pesch/32/4925_2.png) [@pesch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pesch)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-burn-our-ginger-fucker/88983/12 "2001-10-23T02:25:40Z")
Yeah, but Afghanistan’s too far. This is better. I get to open up a can of whoop-ass justice and see Canada at the same time. Good deal. ---
**Author:** ![Britt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Britt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Britt)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-burn-our-ginger-fucker/88983/13 "2001-10-23T02:39:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silver Fire \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Cartooniverse \* > > **deserves to suffer the death of a thousand evil souls.** > > You’re kidding. You’d have to be. I mean, it sucks. And stuff. But it’s just a boyfriend. Sure, he lied. And stuff. It happens to everyone, probably more than once. Otherwise we’d all just live happily ever after with the first person we meet. And, really, how fun would _that_ be? \*\* There are little inaccuracies caused by deliberately open replies like ‘me seen a female naked?, you mean woman do that sort of thing?’ Then there are lies that stink like a long-drop in the middle of summer, (you know he ones with the horse fly maggots on the seat and the health warning a mile away ('cause the inspector wont get any closer)). Name, date of birth, three pages of criminal convictions, sure rate up there along with species (doh, he seems to have got this one wrong as well) as things I expect people to be up front with before I get involved with them. Oh and Ginger that is one of the worst cases I have ever had the misfortune to hear. I would offer to fix the issue myself (but being a little smaller than either Vinnie or Guido), You’ll have to settle for a stream of mean nasty thought directed at one ‘Rancid Steak’ ---
**Author:** ![Searching\_For\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Searching\_For\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Searching_For_Truth)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-burn-our-ginger-fucker/88983/14 "2001-10-23T02:50:17Z")
Boy, won’t HE be surprised when half of the SD posse shows up at his front door, ready to bust a cap. Sheeeeeit. ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-burn-our-ginger-fucker/88983/15 "2001-10-23T03:23:58Z")
Now, now fellow Dopers. We should be nicer than that. I would suggest a collection among us to provide Mr Beef with a vacation in the islands for this winter. Since most of us cannot offer a large amount, I’m afraid that we will only be able to provide him with a one-way ticket (cargo-class). I’m sure that he won’t mind, because I’ve alway heard that [Ellesmere Island](http://www.nunavutparks.com/p_map.html) is lovely at this time of year. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-burn-our-ginger-fucker/88983/16 "2001-10-23T03:57:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by detop \* > \*\*Now, now fellow Dopers. We should be nicer than that. I would suggest a collection among us to provide Mr Beef with a vacation in the islands for this winter. > > Since most of us cannot offer a large amount, I’m afraid that we will only be able to provide him with a one-way ticket (cargo-class). I’m sure that he won’t mind, because I’ve alway heard that [Ellesmere Island](http://www.nunavutparks.com/p_map.html) is lovely at this time of year. \*\* Why, I bet one could hide a body in that place and no one would _ever_ find it! 😉 Why on earth would you be suggesting that we send him there? 😉 [sub]Psst! Count me in! I think I’ve got some friends that would be willing to “handle” the situation, if you know what I mean.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-burn-our-ginger-fucker/88983/17 "2001-10-23T04:02:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tuckerfan \* > \*\*Why, I bet one could hide a body in that place and no one would _ever_ find it! 😉 Why on earth would you be suggesting that we send him there? 😉 [sub]Psst! Count me in! I think I’ve got some friends that would be willing to “handle” the situation, if you know what I mean.[/sub] \*\* No, no, no send him there alive. Let **him** try to find his way South [sub]if the polar bears will let him[/sub]. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-burn-our-ginger-fucker/88983/18 "2001-10-23T04:07:18Z")
Note to self; don’t piss **Detop** off. That’s cold, man, cold. I think that’s too far north for the polar bears. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-burn-our-ginger-fucker/88983/19 "2001-10-23T04:11:57Z")
_Nanuq_ is too smart to eat a cockwrench like that. They’d get oogy all over them. ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-burn-our-ginger-fucker/88983/20 "2001-10-23T04:14:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \* > \*\*_Nanuq_ is too smart to eat a cockwrench like that. They’d get oogy all over them. \*\* OK then, the cold will do him :D. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-burn-our-ginger-fucker/88983.md?page=2)