# How DARE You Burn Our Ginger???? FUCKER ! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 23, 2001, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-burn-our-ginger-fucker/88983 "2001-10-23T00:26:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-burn-our-ginger-fucker/88983/41 "2001-10-24T03:35:51Z")
Ladies and Gentlemen: Please, please, please! Stop this unseemly ranting and threatening. Someone has hurt our **Ginger**. That is not nice. I do not like people who are not nice. They must be shown the error of their ways. However, you would all do well to remember that revenge is a dish best served cold. This chunk of metabolic endproducts will get his. Oh yes, he will get his. He won’t know when or where, but it will happen. Zap ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-burn-our-ginger-fucker/88983/42 "2001-10-24T04:07:36Z")
Am I the only person to think that this guy fits the typical profile of a con artist out to scam his victim out of all their money? He sounds a lot like those jerks that have been profiled on AMW for scamming older widows and divorcés (sp?). Congrats to **Ginger** for sniffing him out and then kicking him out. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-burn-our-ginger-fucker/88983/43 "2001-10-24T04:20:16Z")
I don’t have any money. He knew that when he met. I am a nice person. I am a loving, and giving person. I’m also kinda not hard on the eyes. He just liked me. The fucker chose the wrong girl. ---
**Author:** ![MindWeb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b3f665/32.png) [@MindWeb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MindWeb)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-burn-our-ginger-fucker/88983/44 "2001-10-24T13:04:51Z")
I can attest to all of the above. (Well, Ginger’s post, anyway) Gin, I’d offer to stick his head on a pole for you, but that’d waste a perfectly good pole. ---
**Author:** ![Slip\_Mahoney](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Slip\_Mahoney](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slip_Mahoney)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-burn-our-ginger-fucker/88983/45 "2001-10-24T13:14:15Z")
Rats. I’m sorry I came into this so late, but I’ve been busy. \*\*Ginger, \*\* tell that scumbag to stay out of Toronto, or I’ll bust him for impersonating a human being. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-burn-our-ginger-fucker/88983/46 "2001-10-24T15:18:49Z")
Thanks, **Slip**. I think my girlfriend in the Justice department tipped off his probation officer. Discreetly, of course - she’s engaged to a City cop. Everyone say hi to **Mindweb**. He’s saving his poles so that when I finally make it to Florida to visit him, he will have enough to make me a guest house out back up on stilts so that the swamp gators don’t get me. ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-burn-our-ginger-fucker/88983/47 "2001-10-24T16:31:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by detop \* > \*\*How about Ellesmere island for winter, Death valley for summer, and for him to recuperate of all these hardships (riiiiight), we can alway sent him [here](http://www.ars.usda.gov/plum/). \*\* Lemme guess… You’d like to rehabilitate this scum by having him care for the nice fuzzy rabid wolverines… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MindWeb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b3f665/32.png) [@MindWeb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MindWeb)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-burn-our-ginger-fucker/88983/48 "2001-10-24T19:57:58Z")
Hello everyone. Yes, Ginger. I’m saving only the best poles for your tropical paradise. We all know how wonderful it is in Florida. :rolleyes: Now, if I were to put a nice concrete foundation under this paradise, I’d have a nice…Hoffa-esque home for him. ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-burn-our-ginger-fucker/88983/49 "2001-10-25T01:03:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tranquilis \* > \*\*Lemme guess… You’d like to rehabilitate this scum by having him care for the nice fuzzy rabid wolverines… 😃 \*\* If it’s good enough for Dr Lecter, it’s should be more than good enough for that cumstain. ---
**Author:** ![Tyklfe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3e96dc/32.png) [@Tyklfe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tyklfe)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-burn-our-ginger-fucker/88983/50 "2001-10-25T02:03:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by detop \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Tranquilis \* > > \*\*Look, folks. Ellesmere Island is a nice thought and all, but I don’t think we’re being sufficiently generous and thoughtful here. Mssr. RottenBeef already knows the cold and snow. Let’s send him someplace where he’ll experience something _different_. Like maybe [here](http://southport.jpl.nasa.gov/gif/dvpan.gif). I understand Death Valley can be wonderful on a sunny July afternoon. I especially recommend a nice stroll in the sand. Maybe without shoes, so he can get the _full_ experience. \*\* > > What gives you the impression that we cannot do both ? > > How about Ellesmere island for winter, Death valley for summer, and for him to recuperate of all these hardships (riiiiight), we can alway sent him [here](http://www.ars.usda.gov/plum/). \*\* This all sounds great, but when he gets a free day how about we send him to the fifth level testing group of the [CDC](http://www.cdc.gov/) for “special procedures”? ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-burn-our-ginger-fucker/88983/51 "2001-10-25T02:31:20Z")
Son of a bitch! I didn’t know you cared, **Tyklfe**! And I like the wolverine idea. They have worse tempers than I do. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-burn-our-ginger-fucker/88983.md?page=2)