# How dare you, you shoe chucking terrorist!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-you-shoe-chucking-terrorist/477157>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 14, 2008, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-you-shoe-chucking-terrorist/477157 "2008-12-14T20:56:02Z")\
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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-you-shoe-chucking-terrorist/477157/1 "2008-12-14T20:56:02Z")

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[Weapons of Mass EEEs](http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/7782774.stm)

It’s not funny! I’m not laughing! This is disrespectful. This is assault with a deadly wingtip. That guy will be reporting from deep within Abu Ghraib.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-you-shoe-chucking-terrorist/477157/2 "2008-12-14T20:58:12Z")

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[Shoe throwing here.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=497459)

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**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-you-shoe-chucking-terrorist/477157/3 "2008-12-14T21:51:20Z")

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That sneaker sure showed some real heart and sole.

He accomplished a real impressive feet, but the situation was quickly tied up, and the security guys gave him the boot.

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-you-shoe-chucking-terrorist/477157/4 "2008-12-14T21:53:14Z")

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I always knew Bush had an arch enemy.

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**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-you-shoe-chucking-terrorist/477157/5 "2008-12-14T22:09:36Z")

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> [@Q.E.D](#):
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> I always knew Bush had an arch enemy.

Let’s not lace to accuse the poor fellow.

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**Author:** ![Influential\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Influential\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Influential_Panda)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-you-shoe-chucking-terrorist/477157/6 "2008-12-14T22:16:20Z")

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To those of us who have been paying attention, this comes as no surprise since Bush appointed Chuck Taylor head of the Secret Service.

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**Author:** ![Camus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ba8739/32.png) [@Camus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Camus)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-you-shoe-chucking-terrorist/477157/7 "2008-12-14T22:16:49Z")

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> [@Biggirl](#):
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> It’s not funny! I’m not laughing!

It appears that this message was sent from the future after reading the atrocious puns in this thread.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-you-shoe-chucking-terrorist/477157/8 "2008-12-14T22:20:53Z")

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Ah.

The dreaded Loafer Ninjas strike at last.

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-you-shoe-chucking-terrorist/477157/9 "2008-12-14T22:22:52Z")

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Are the sure it was just shoes? Perhaps they were… laced with something!

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-you-shoe-chucking-terrorist/477157/10 "2008-12-14T22:37:40Z")

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Now you’ve stepped in it.

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**Author:** ![Pushkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ee59a6/32.png) [@Pushkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pushkin)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-you-shoe-chucking-terrorist/477157/11 "2008-12-14T22:38:48Z")

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A sign that there are still historical wounds that need to heel in the Middle East.

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-you-shoe-chucking-terrorist/477157/12 "2008-12-14T22:41:14Z")

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> [@Pushkin](#):
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> A sign that there are still historical wounds that need to heel in the Middle East.

And let’s hope it lasts.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-you-shoe-chucking-terrorist/477157/13 "2008-12-14T22:41:54Z")

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Perhaps the subject needs scholarly study?  
At Oxford?

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-you-shoe-chucking-terrorist/477157/14 "2008-12-14T22:51:50Z")

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The President is lucky Shaq didn’t throw his shoes at him.

Of course, Shaq would probably miss. 😃

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**Author:** ![Llama\_Llogophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@Llama\_Llogophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Llama_Llogophile)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-you-shoe-chucking-terrorist/477157/15 "2008-12-14T23:00:02Z")

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I think this action of protest was very much instep with the feelings of most Iraqis.

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**Author:** ![Influential\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Influential\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Influential_Panda)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-you-shoe-chucking-terrorist/477157/16 "2008-12-14T23:21:43Z")

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The only question now is why it took them so long to boot the reporter out of the press conference.

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-you-shoe-chucking-terrorist/477157/17 "2008-12-14T23:23:08Z")

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Even if a man is angry enough at Bush to throw a shoe, he should probably still hold his tongue.

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**Author:** ![Influential\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Influential\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Influential_Panda)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-you-shoe-chucking-terrorist/477157/18 "2008-12-14T23:23:52Z")

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Ugg, what a croc of shit.

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**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-you-shoe-chucking-terrorist/477157/19 "2008-12-14T23:39:20Z")

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Nobody is going to give Bush credit for his cat-like reflexes? He dodged both those motherfuckers!!

And people say the office of the President slows you down…pfffftt.

Look at our POTUS with the head duck on the first shoe…man, can he dodge or what?

🙂

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-you-shoe-chucking-terrorist/477157/20 "2008-12-14T23:41:52Z")

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> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#):
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> Look at our POTUS with the head duck on the first shoe…man, can he dodge or what?

Agreed. It’s not the performance you’d expect from a lame duck president.

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