How Did The Prophet Ezekiel Butter His Bread?

Is this somehow connected to that “Ezekiel bread” I see in stores?

Yes, it claims to be made according to the authentic Biblical recipe. (Minus the dung, and they seem to be under the impression that it’s meant to be a health food rather than the sort of thing you eat during a famine.)

The current consumer supplies their own dung.

Ezekiel butter the bread
Way up in the middle of the air
Ezeliel butter the bread
Up in the middle of the air

No counter stop the fall
When the bread slip from Ezekiel’s hand
Bread tumble down to floor
From up in the middle of the air

Some people know which side gonna land
(hallelu, hallelu, halleluha!)
Butter side down in cat poop land
From way in the middle of the air

Ezekiel bread with poop
And floor dirt and roaches and dust
No more he butter the bread
Way up in the middle of the air

Clearly it’s cat dung, not cow or human.

It’s a fair rendering, but it sounds best in Aramaic.