Blasphemer! You do realize that the Jets are winning it all this year, don’t you? The Patriots can’t stop the run, the Jets owned this same Colts team in the playoffs two years ago, and nobody else stands a chance in the AFC.
As the dopers in the He Hate Me Keeper League can attest, I am a hardcore New York Sports fanboy. I only marginally care about sports other than the NFL.
NHL A good buddy of mine is a harcore hockey fan, and it’s easy to try to get into it when you have someone to explain and discuss stuff with. I have been valiantly trying to be a Rangers fan for about 6 years now, but it’s like pulling teeth.
NBA I truly hated basketball until we started playing NBA Live last year, and now I have a basic grasp of the game. By definition, I root for the hapless Knicks.
MLB Fuck the Yankees, although I’m softening on them now that they changed their official nickname to “Pedro’s Daddy”. That’s priceless. But I’m a Mets fan in those rare minutes when I give a crap about baseball. Back in 2000, one of the waitstaff at the bar where I was a regular was a hardcore Mets fan, and we had countless baseball conversations, so I’ve identified as a Mets fan since then. The World Series appearance didn’t hurt.
Who here is starting to notice a pattern? How many shitty teams can one friggin’ town have, anyway? Oh well, no matter, on to the One True Sport.
NFL Ah, the most perfect sport ever conceived of by man.
Every single member of my family is and has always been into football, so growing up outside of Chicago, they were of course Bears fans. What’s not to love about Sweetness? I was a bandwagon contrarian, identifying as a Steelers fan. But the family moved to New York in the early 80s, and I lost interest in all sports for a long time. (Missed a Giants Superbowl and Mets world series. Doh!)
Anyway, I started truly getting into football during the playoffs at the end of the '89 season, and started actively following the G-Men the next year. Oh what a year to become a Giants fan! Big Blue started 10-0 and was on a direct collision course with San Fran, who beat us in the regular season. Then Simms went down, and we had to rally around Hos. And rally the Giants did. After Leonard Marshall broke Joe Montana (“I hurt all over!”), Lawrence Taylor and the rest of the Jints played the greatest Superbowl ever played against Buffalo.
That season marked the beginning of my fanatical devotion to all things Parcells. I was a fan of Parcells’ Patriots (I am currently wearing a Patriots hat I got when Parcells took over the team) and loved that he made it to the show.
I always hated the Jets, but then Parcells took over, and I’ve been a huge Jets fan since the day that was announced. I even returned to being a Patriots fan when Bellichick (sp?) took over, being the Parcells guy he was.
Sadly, I’ve actually been rooting pretty hard for the Cowboys the last two seasons, even more so now with Testeverde at the helm and Keyshaun back in the fold. Not to forget Ritchie Anderson, of course.
So, in order of my allegiance, I’d rate my favorite NFL teams as The New York Football Giants first and forever, Gang Green number two, (and no, you ignorant Sheagles fans, you are not Gang Green), The Pitiful Pats as number three, and a special nod to Dallas until Parcells leaves them at the end of this season. (My guess on when he’s leaving.)