I’ll try to come back with picture links later, if I can un-jinx a photo account. Hubby makes it work just fine, but if I so much as LOOK at it, it shuts down.
Current critters in descending order by age are: Mighty Mouse the miniature horse, who was born mousy gray, according to the nice old couple we bought him from, and mighty as hubby’s favorite cartoon character. (Hitch the ornery little beast to something you don’t want to move, and it’ll be over there in the blink of an eye. Honest.)
Fuzzball, named by the kids, against my suggestion of, well, just about anything but that. Grey tabby with a whole lot of white. Found wedged between the wheel well and the engine of a car, about a week before Christmas, the year hubby was collecting parking fees from college kids at a lot in town.
Golden Bear and Sweety/Lovergirl, littermates, whose mother’s registered name in the German Shepherd books was Windy Duchess of Cackleberry, (Windy because she was very yappy, but also because all of Her littermates had Peter Pan names) but whose father(s) may have been one or more of the neighbors very friendly “traveling salesdogs.” :rolleyes: Sweety is perhaps the most inapt name I have ever come up with–somewhat standoffish, really. Or perhaps merely suffered through years of middle sibling issues. She’s now the eldest remaining “sister” and seems happier about it. Bear is the master of nicknames. Polarbear, bearbear, greendog when he’s been rolling in fresh cut grass, but he got his original name because hubby was working as a full-time pyrotechnician the year they were born, and Golden Bear supplied quite a bit of the product he was shooting. Bearbear is almost white, with just a hint of cream in his coat. Except for last week, when he rolled in the pokeberries, to try to be a purple-spotted dalmatian.
Patches, Hunter, and Peanut Butter, littermates, whose mother was Butterscotch/Mickeybutt, and likely dad is Fuzzball, though she also got out. (Fuzz is an indoor/outdoor cat, Butterscotch was indoor only until she discovered a way to literally tear a hole in the floor to get out. At roughly the same time we realized we’d waited too long to get her fixed. Oops.) Hunter caught her first mouse before she was weaned. Peanut, like his mom, is… I think the color is dilute orange tabby, with a lot of white. Hunter is calico, I guess, with tabby markings inside the patches of color. Also with a lot of white, and long haired all year long. Fuzz is long haired in winter, and short haired in summer. (No, I don’t know how he does it.) And Patches has solid patches of color, gray, and gold, and white. Short hair, and she’s our tubby girl.
Lyle came to us with the name Lyla. We had a couple of other rabbits at the time, and Lyla acted in ways that made us fairly certain that Lyla was a Lyle. But then we lost the other two rabbits, and Lyle only has Patches to hang out with. He (or she, I really can’t be sure) doesn’t get too frisky with Patches, but seems to be content with her company.
Sable turned up, starved and injured, wedged between the steps and the skirting of the house last year. Too weak to get herself out, too weak to even stand up. Hubby lifted her out vertically (not sure how she got* in* there, but humans can’t fit in to pull her back out the direction she probably went in.) and we took her in the house to see if she would maybe drink some milk, and like magic, we had a new dog, whether we knew it then or not. She had a tear through the skin in one spot (I really hate it when I can see the muscle fibers) so we hauled her off to the vet directly, and didn’t realize that the sable-brown color she appeared was partly dirt. She’s actually true black. And very tall. I can’t say for sure, but I wonder if there’s just a whisker of Great Dane in her ancestry, somewhere.
And I am undecided on whether to add the last critter or not. T-bone isn’t supposed to be a pet in the strictest sense. He’s supposed to go off to the locker in the spring. (Because that’s when I’ll have the money to pay the bill.) And I fully intend that he Will go. But in the mean time, when he’s not knocking me down and rolling me in poo, or other sorts of playful mischief, he’s almost a pet, for a big, red, calf. Scritch him under the chin, and he makes the most adorable stupid cow face, truly. Almost makes up for bruising me from head to toe.