# How different would the world be if the oceans were filled with gravy instead of water?

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**Post date:** [April 21, 2015, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-different-would-the-world-be-if-the-oceans-were-filled-with-gravy-instead-of-water/718213/5 "2015-04-21T18:46:39Z")

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If all the seas were gravy  
And all the clouds were ink  
And all the lakes were chocolate cakes,  
Where would we get a drink?

_Mordified from an original by Mother Goose._

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