# How do I choose a porno for the Afghani woman across the street? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 22, 2002, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-choose-a-porno-for-the-afghani-woman-across-the-street/125028 "2002-08-22T03:26:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Opengrave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/919ad9/32.png) [@Opengrave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Opengrave)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2002, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-choose-a-porno-for-the-afghani-woman-across-the-street/125028/61 "2002-09-04T13:40:47Z")
I hereby humbly and respectfully request an **update**! **Opalcat** , any progress in this gesture of goodwill? ---
**Author:** ![Oblong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/c0e974/32.png) [@Oblong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oblong)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2002, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-choose-a-porno-for-the-afghani-woman-across-the-street/125028/62 "2002-09-04T15:40:08Z")
I’m waiting to see the story on CNN of the guy who stoned his wife while in America because she looked at porn. I also suggest something tame. A regular porn. If it’s not marked or obvious that it’s a specialty flick, then it’s probably a safe bet. You don’t want to over expose her because then it will be shor tlived. You have to work your way up to orgies, snowballing, etc. ---
**Author:** ![WSLer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a6a055/32.png) [@WSLer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WSLer)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-choose-a-porno-for-the-afghani-woman-across-the-street/125028/63 "2002-09-05T01:52:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Oblong \* > \*\*snowballing, \*\* Dare I even ask what this is? Yeah, go ahead and blow away that final layer of innocence. ---
**Author:** ![im2evil4u](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b5ac83/32.png) [@im2evil4u](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/im2evil4u)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-choose-a-porno-for-the-afghani-woman-across-the-street/125028/64 "2002-09-05T02:48:42Z")
On second thought, I think Caligola would be an excellent choice. A cornucopia of of sex and booze! ---
**Author:** ![Oblong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/c0e974/32.png) [@Oblong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oblong)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-choose-a-porno-for-the-afghani-woman-across-the-street/125028/65 "2002-09-05T02:56:15Z")
I’m going to try the spoiler tag off the top of my head, I hope it works. It’s when a girl takes the “discharge” from the man in her mouth and then shares it with either another girl or the guy himself. Sometimes they go back and forth a few times with it. ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-choose-a-porno-for-the-afghani-woman-across-the-street/125028/66 "2002-09-05T05:59:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by WSLer \* > \*\* > Dare I even ask what this is? > Yeah, go ahead and blow away that final layer of innocence. \*\* You’ve never seen **Clerks** , huh? Movies like it and **Drinking Games** have some merit as films that explain strange practices without showing them…Some of them I’m happy enough not to see :o ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-choose-a-porno-for-the-afghani-woman-across-the-street/125028/67 "2002-09-05T10:12:46Z")
Am I the only one that fears this might all end in extreme nastiness if the woman’s husband disapproves strongly (oh sure, we could argue back and forth all day about whether he would be _wrong_ to disapprove, but will that help much if (god forbid) he decides that the best course of action is to start kicking the shit out of you?) ---
**Author:** ![Lao\_Tsu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e79b87/32.png) [@Lao\_Tsu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lao_Tsu)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-choose-a-porno-for-the-afghani-woman-across-the-street/125028/68 "2002-09-06T22:08:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Opengrave \* > \*\*I hereby humbly and respectfully request an **update**! > > **Opalcat** , any progress in this gesture of goodwill? \*\* **BUMP!** ---
**Author:** ![welby1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@welby1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby1)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2002, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-choose-a-porno-for-the-afghani-woman-across-the-street/125028/69 "2002-09-09T14:58:04Z")
Again, Bumpski. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2002, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-choose-a-porno-for-the-afghani-woman-across-the-street/125028/70 "2002-09-10T00:50:24Z")
Harold and Maude. ---
**Author:** ![welby1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@welby1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby1)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2002, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-choose-a-porno-for-the-afghani-woman-across-the-street/125028/71 "2002-09-20T11:52:09Z")
Bump bumpitty bump bump, BUMP BUMP! Come on Opal Cat, for some reason this story has me so interested I can hardly stand it. ---
**Author:** ![mighty\_maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2acd7d/32.png) [@mighty\_maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mighty_maxx)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2002, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-choose-a-porno-for-the-afghani-woman-across-the-street/125028/72 "2002-10-04T23:57:34Z")
BUMP…Any news on this? I find this story intersting too. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2002, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-choose-a-porno-for-the-afghani-woman-across-the-street/125028/73 "2002-10-05T00:26:51Z")
Ok update time. Last week we rented a movie for her, and yesterday I got it back. However, her son (who is about 9) was standing right there so I didn’t get a chance to ask her what she thought. Heh. He was asking “How come I didn’t get to watch the movie?” The selection was really small at the store we went to (we never were able to find the store we were looking for, but we found another mom-n-pop video store that had a small adult section) and so we got a movie called “[Heat](http://www.wildlifexxx.com/itemdetail.cfm?partno=MNS0V014)” … I watched it last night myself and it was really weird. Like excessively artsy. No plot, no dialogue. Heh. Anyway, as soon as I talk to her I’ll let everyone know. ---
**Author:** ![WSLer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a6a055/32.png) [@WSLer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WSLer)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2002, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-choose-a-porno-for-the-afghani-woman-across-the-street/125028/74 "2002-10-05T01:15:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by OpalCat \* > \*\* “[Heat](http://www.wildlifexxx.com/itemdetail.cfm?partno=MNS0V014)” … > \*\* “Starring **Brick Majors** ” If that’s not a porn name, I don’t know what is. And being one who has watched more then his fair share of porn, I must say that I didn’t recognize _any_ of the names or faces in that movie. ---
**Author:** ![NY-10-30-99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f04885/32.png) [@NY-10-30-99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NY-10-30-99)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2002, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-choose-a-porno-for-the-afghani-woman-across-the-street/125028/75 "2002-10-05T05:06:04Z")
“never met the dad” You will. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2002, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-choose-a-porno-for-the-afghani-woman-across-the-street/125028/76 "2002-10-06T02:13:18Z")
All of the other movies seemed to be clip compilations like “50,000 Facials” or “the 9,000,000 hottest teen anal” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-choose-a-porno-for-the-afghani-woman-across-the-street/125028.md?page=3)