# How do I delete my acount?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-delete-my-acount/626306>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [June 26, 2012, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-delete-my-acount/626306 "2012-06-26T00:20:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2012, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-delete-my-acount/626306/81 "2012-06-27T21:19:02Z")

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> [@Ambivalid](#):
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> I wasn’t commenting on whether or not this board was an appropriate venue to discuss the matter; rather I was commenting on the fact that he was sticking around to start threads asking how to delete his account when his family has just died. It would seem, if he really wanted to just forget about this place he’d just _leave_ rather than broadcasting his discontent.

That is some very odd thinking.

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**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2012, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-delete-my-acount/626306/82 "2012-06-27T21:26:35Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> My knob is stuck!

Here’s your problem. You turned it up to eleven.

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2012, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-delete-my-acount/626306/83 "2012-06-27T22:05:06Z")

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> [@Frosty\_Camel](#):
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> It absolutely pisses me off that I have to defend myself here.

You really really for realsies real didn’t have to. You could have simply not come back to this message board you want to quit.

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> Who here is a fucking expert…

Actually I am.

Step 1. Get another, of age, consenting adult.

Step 2. Take yous pants off.

Step 3. Profit!

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**Author:** ![expectopatronum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/expectopatronum/32/173_2.png) [@expectopatronum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/expectopatronum)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2012, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-delete-my-acount/626306/84 "2012-06-27T23:29:46Z")

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> [@Sister\_Vigilante](#):
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> It wasn’t directed at you, thus my use of the word “people”. You just happened to be the one I quoted.

sorry, was having a crap day.

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2012, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-delete-my-acount/626306/85 "2012-06-28T00:07:43Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> That is some very odd thinking.

Why?

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2012, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-delete-my-acount/626306/86 "2012-06-28T00:15:35Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> That is some very odd thinking.

And forgive me but I actually feel a bit reassured by this.

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**Author:** ![Myrnalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@Myrnalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrnalene)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2012, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-delete-my-acount/626306/87 "2012-06-28T00:31:04Z")

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> [@Ambivalid](#):
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> And forgive me but I actually feel a bit reassured by this.

ahaha

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