How do I get a bumblebee out of my house? (Really DO need answer fast!)

[Dung_Beetle]

Oh, I feel guilty for laughing at that!

[moldybread]

@Leaffan

Who’s ignorant of what?

Yeah Sorry. Did’nt mean to sound snarky. I just Really Reeeally like honey.

[Tom_Tildrum]

@astro

What the fuck are you talking about? a bumble bee will sting the living crap out of you if you handle it. I speak from extensive and repeated childhood experience on this issue.

All I know is what I read on the Internet.

[Perciful]

Not to gross anyone out but be careful of your first time uncovering your BBQ grill…

Bee’s taking up residence in a grill

[moldybread]

@Perciful

Not to gross anyone out but be careful of your first time uncovering your BBQ grill…

Bee’s taking up residence in a grill

MMM Honey BeeBeeQ Cheese Burgers!

[Cat_Whisperer]

@sandra_nz

It doesn’t always work out well for cats that take on bees…

http://cuteoverload.com/2009/05/31/waffles-grabbed-a-bee/

He looks like Hellcat!

[Nefarious_Chipmunk]

@sandra_nz

It doesn’t always work out well for cats that take on bees…

http://cuteoverload.com/2009/05/31/waffles-grabbed-a-bee/

This same thing happened to one of my cats.

[Jophiel]

I don’t think they’re as economically important as honeybees but bumblebees are so docile and benign that I can’t imagine killing one just because I was too lazy to show it the door. But then I’m the sort who shows spiders out as well.

[Magiver]

@astro

What the fuck are you talking about? a bumble bee will sting the living crap out of you if you handle it. I speak from extensive and repeated childhood experience on this issue.

I second the painful childhood memories. Ow.

[Mooch]

Next time just punch him in the face!

[mkecane]

@moldybread

Just a bee?

Forget about honey, pollen and royal jelly. Just think of a world without beans, tomatoes, onions and carrots, not to mention the hundreds of other vegetables, oilseeds and fruits that are dependent upon bees for pollination. And the livestock that are dependent upon bee-pollinated forage plants, such as clover. No human activity or ingenuity could ever replace the work of bees and yet it is largely taken for granted. It is often not realized just how easy it is to help or hinder their effectiveness as crop pollinators nor how much is lost by their loss.

I can’t help but think of A World without Zinc (see: The Simpsons- Bart the Lover).

[Declan]

What ya need is a supersoaker, fill the reservoir with gasoline and pump up the pressure to the recommended settings. Strike a roadside flare and while aiming at the Bee, hold the flare off to the side just a bit and allow ignition of the gasoline, pull trigger.

Declan

[Tom_Tildrum]

@Declan

What ya need is a supersoaker, fill the reservoir with gasoline and pump up the pressure to the recommended settings. Strike a roadside flare and while aiming at the Bee, hold the flare off to the side just a bit and allow ignition of the gasoline, pull trigger.

Declan

That’ll make for a really interesting insurance claim!

[moldybread]

@Declan

What ya need is a supersoaker, fill the reservoir with gasoline and pump up the pressure to the recommended settings. Strike a roadside flare and while aiming at the Bee, hold the flare off to the side just a bit and allow ignition of the gasoline, pull trigger.

Declan

Video pleeez!

[Cat_Whisperer]

@Tom_Tildrum

That’ll make for a really interesting insurance claim!

That was my thought, too - I’m pretty sure our insurance wouldn’t cover that.

[Declan]

@moldybread

Video pleeez!

As requested, but without the bee denial system being demonstrated

Superfun
Next up will be that lazer that shoots down mosquitos
Declan

[pbbth]

@Declan

What ya need is a supersoaker, fill the reservoir with gasoline and pump up the pressure to the recommended settings. Strike a roadside flare and while aiming at the Bee, hold the flare off to the side just a bit and allow ignition of the gasoline, pull trigger.

Declan

I think Hal Briston did something similar with WD-40 and a lighter when trying to take out a fly and destroyed his wife’s curtians or something like that. You might want to ask him for advice on this before lighting a stream of flammable liquid to rid yourself of a bug.

[Gus_Gusterson]

I suck up bees with a hand-held vacuum cleaner with a hose (this one). Point the end of the hose at the bee and turn on the vacuum and I’m done.

[old_joe]

@Cat_Whisperer

A bumblebee has bumbled into my house, and he doesn’t seem interested in the door I have wide open for him. How can I encourage him to bumble back out again, instead of thumping his bumbly little head on my windows?

Ive always just let them crawl on my hand and then take them outside. soon as they “feel” the outdoor wind they fly right off. Done it all my life and pretty much dont ever get stung. Its just a bee fer gawds sake!

[Grrr]

I say you put on some bee wings, start shaking your ass and dance around in circles directing the bee where to go.

It’s how bees talk to each other. Gah! Don’t any of you guys remember 6th grade science?