# How do I Get Dan Marino to Send My Husband Something?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-get-dan-marino-to-send-my-husband-something/142049>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [December 11, 2002, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-get-dan-marino-to-send-my-husband-something/142049 "2002-12-11T18:04:27Z")\
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**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-get-dan-marino-to-send-my-husband-something/142049/21 "2002-12-12T22:02:18Z")

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Good girl!

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**Author:** ![occ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8c91f0/32.png) [@occ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/occ)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-get-dan-marino-to-send-my-husband-something/142049/22 "2002-12-12T22:18:24Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Philster \*  
> \*\*Personally, I’d think it tacky to even bother him if you could, and if you did, action would be unlikely, since you are not a hardship case.  
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Why, exactly, is this tacky? A longtime fan who’d like to have one small contact with the object of their admiration?

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**Author:** ![cainxinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@cainxinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cainxinth)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-get-dan-marino-to-send-my-husband-something/142049/23 "2002-12-12T23:48:10Z")

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I say Marino would be a real jerk if he ignored his die-hard fans. I’ve never met the man, but from what I’ve seen on “Inside the NFL” he’s seems like a nice guy. The problem is getting your letter (nice imagery btw) past lower level bureaucracy and into his hands. The only two things I can think of are your brute forth approach and networking. You have between now and September to ask everyone you know if they know anyone associated with Dan Marino.

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