# How do I get high on cans of whipped cream?

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**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [May 13, 2003, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-get-high-on-cans-of-whipped-cream/175028 "2003-05-13T19:52:23Z")\
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**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-get-high-on-cans-of-whipped-cream/175028/1 "2003-05-13T19:52:23Z")

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OK- I have a can of whipped cream and some time on my hands. I have been sucking the air out of the can, but I don’t seem to be feeling anything spectacular.

Is it a crock? Am I doing something wrong?

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-get-high-on-cans-of-whipped-cream/175028/2 "2003-05-13T19:56:21Z")

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> \*Originally posted by newcrasher \*  
> \*\*Am I doing something wrong? \*\*

Yes. You are asking about it here.

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**Author:** ![John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ccd318/32.png) [@John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Kentzel-Griffin)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-get-high-on-cans-of-whipped-cream/175028/3 "2003-05-13T20:00:53Z")

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It’s dangerous and we discourage you from trying it.

This is closed.

**DrMatrix** - GQ Moderator