# How do I get this goddamn phlegm out of my throat?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-get-this-goddamn-phlegm-out-of-my-throat/139759>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [December 1, 2002, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-get-this-goddamn-phlegm-out-of-my-throat/139759 "2002-12-01T09:20:14Z")\
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**Author:** ![non-native](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc8723/32.png) [@non-native](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/non-native)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2002, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-get-this-goddamn-phlegm-out-of-my-throat/139759/1 "2002-12-01T09:20:14Z")

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I’ve gotten some kind of a throat cold and consequently there is such a large buildup of phlegm in my throat, i’m having a bit of trouble breathing.  
Right now i can’t breathe without making this wheezing noise. It’s really beginning to bother me because it’s at the point where i can’t get sleep.  
Any advice is appreciated.

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**Author:** ![Ell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47774/32.png) [@Ell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ell)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2002, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-get-this-goddamn-phlegm-out-of-my-throat/139759/2 "2002-12-01T10:06:47Z")

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Well I always found that by tapping-banging the back of your neck with the edge of your hand (or, better, someone else’s) would break up the phlegm and subsequently making it easier to hoik.

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**Author:** ![Sysop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Sysop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sysop)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2002, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-get-this-goddamn-phlegm-out-of-my-throat/139759/3 "2002-12-01T10:22:18Z")

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Go to the doctor if you feel it’s necessary, otherwise just buy an expectorant at your local pharmacy. This way, you’ll have a more productive cough and can spit it out the window of your car.
