# How do I give a good blow job? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2001, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-give-a-good-blow-job/72342 "2001-07-13T06:58:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2001, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-give-a-good-blow-job/72342/41 "2001-07-14T15:59:31Z")
He was 5’8"? ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2001, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-give-a-good-blow-job/72342/42 "2001-07-14T22:22:20Z")
Plenty of excellent advice already here. I just popped in to address this: > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sir Rhosis \* > \*\*I am Claudia, dammit! > \*\* I knew it, I knew it! I _knew_ it! ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-give-a-good-blow-job/72342/43 "2001-07-15T00:10:10Z")
Sometimes I start to wonder why I still hang around the SDMB, then a thread like this comes up and I suddenly know. Kitty ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-give-a-good-blow-job/72342/44 "2001-07-15T00:53:08Z")
I was sorry to hear that Mr. Rich doesn’t like his balls handled, because my suggestion involved the 'nads. How does he feel about having them licked? Because when I’m really not in the mood, our quickie is sorta like Manda Jo’s: I just lick the balls while he does what he’s been doing so well since his teen years: Masturbation. For him, it’s better than straight masturbation, plus I get to participate without the sore jaw or it taking forever. Ball-licking technique is less crucial, because he’s doing most of the work (and doing it well) while I just add the icing on the cake. Also, if the taste/smell is a turnoff, how about starting in the shower? Give yourselves both a sexy, loving scrubdown. Gets you both in a relaxed mood, and it washes away the crotch sweat factor. ---
**Author:** ![Kaitlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/73ab20/32.png) [@Kaitlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaitlyn)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-give-a-good-blow-job/72342/45 "2001-07-15T03:35:51Z")
Everyone here is missing the incredibly obvious cause of the problem. Mr. Rilch is no doubt circumcised, and thus incapable of enjoying any kind of sexual contact. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Billy\_Rubin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billy_rubin/32/3622_2.png) [@Billy\_Rubin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billy_Rubin)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-give-a-good-blow-job/72342/46 "2001-07-15T03:40:48Z")
I don’t think so- they’re like airplane landings- any one you can walk away fom is good. I DO know some are better than others. When Mrs. Rubin gave me one for the first time, I got down on my knees and thanked the creator of the universe. I’m not kidding. It’s amazing what she does, and she claims an old boyfriend said she was lousy at it. I think it’s all in the individual. Talk to one another. Fat lot of good it will do you to have **ME** tell you what **I** like. b. ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-give-a-good-blow-job/72342/47 "2001-07-15T03:53:42Z")
There’s another couple BJ threads out there, but I couldn’t find those. I could only find [this one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=48347). And there are good BJs in porn. Just not in most porn. If you _really_ want, I could send you a video clip or two… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-give-a-good-blow-job/72342/48 "2001-07-15T06:38:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CrankyAsAnOldMan \* > \*\*Also, if the taste/smell is a turnoff, how about starting in the shower? Give yourselves both a sexy, loving scrubdown. Gets you both in a relaxed mood, and it washes away the crotch sweat factor. \*\* Ah…Thaaaat might do it! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-give-a-good-blow-job/72342.md?page=2)