# How do I ID a porn star? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 27, 2008, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-id-a-porn-star/450792 "2008-05-27T18:34:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-id-a-porn-star/450792/21 "2008-05-28T07:48:01Z")
I am totally subscribing to this. one of my favorite things on the Dope is when someone descibes something with only the vaguest of details and almost always we someone comes along and nails it. Movies, books, authors, comedians, actors, athletes, music, cities, bugs, foods, brands, sports. I’m hoping we can add a new one to the list. (Then someone can say, “Aha! I nailed her!”) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-id-a-porn-star/450792/22 "2008-05-28T10:01:33Z")
[QUOTE=astro] You do realize they’re Russian? [/QUOTE] Who is Russian, and why should we care? ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-id-a-porn-star/450792/23 "2008-05-29T05:44:19Z")
[QUOTE=RoOsh] Good to see we’ve already got Fluffers waiting in the wings then. [/QUOTE] Well, that’s not **exactly** what I had in mind… ---
**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2014, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-id-a-porn-star/450792/25 "2014-06-28T07:51:43Z")
Welcome to the Straight Dope, guy who just posted. I think there’s something called the “two-link rule” here which your post seems to be in violation of. ---
**Author:** ![engineer\_comp\_geek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/engineer_comp_geek/32/504_2.png) [@engineer\_comp\_geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/engineer_comp_geek)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2014, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-id-a-porn-star/450792/26 "2014-06-28T11:23:37Z")
> [@AppallingGael](#): > > Welcome to the Straight Dope, guy who just posted. I think there’s something called the “two-link rule” here which your post seems to be in violation of. That was just a spam link. He’s been wished away to the cornfield. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2014, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-id-a-porn-star/450792/27 "2014-06-28T11:28:02Z")
Look for the USDA stamp. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2014, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-id-a-porn-star/450792/28 "2014-06-28T11:50:33Z")
> [@astro](#): > > You do realize they’re Russian? Just because they skipped foreplay doesn’t mean they’re in a hurry. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2014, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-id-a-porn-star/450792/29 "2014-06-28T12:07:26Z")
Why do you ID a porn star? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2014, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-id-a-porn-star/450792/30 "2014-06-28T12:23:53Z")
> [@don\_t\_ask](#): > > Why do you ID a porn star? To make sure you don’t commit a felony. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2014, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-id-a-porn-star/450792/31 "2014-06-28T13:04:51Z")
DNA. ---
**Author:** ![Cayuga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@Cayuga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cayuga)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2014, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-id-a-porn-star/450792/32 "2014-06-28T22:13:26Z")
I usually tattoo them on the back of the neck. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2014, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-id-a-porn-star/450792/33 "2014-06-28T22:15:24Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > Look for the USDA stamp. There’s no stamp on fake meat. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2014, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-id-a-porn-star/450792/34 "2014-06-28T22:26:37Z")
Asking for their drivers license is usually helpful. ---
**Author:** ![bump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@bump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bump)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2014, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-id-a-porn-star/450792/35 "2014-06-28T23:11:54Z")
Wow… in some sort of Rainman kind of way, I think I recall her name from the cover of some European movie back in about 1993 that a friend had in college. [noparse][http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Gina\_Colany[/noparse]](http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Gina_Colany%5B/noparse%5D) ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2014, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-id-a-porn-star/450792/36 "2014-06-29T05:49:48Z")
> [@bump](#): > > Wow… in some sort of Rainman kind of way, I think I recall her name from the cover of some European movie back in about 1993 that a friend had in college. > > [noparse][http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Gina\_Colany[/noparse]](http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Gina_Colany%5B/noparse%5D) You nailed it, I think … Gina Colany. Just a six year wait and there’s your answer! ---
**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2014, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-id-a-porn-star/450792/37 "2014-07-01T01:04:43Z")
> [@Evil\_Captor](#): > > You nailed it, I think … Gina Colany. Just a six year wait and there’s your answer! For THAT bosom, six years is nothing. Naturals would be even longer!😉 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2014, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-id-a-porn-star/450792/38 "2014-07-01T02:34:33Z")
So…, she’s a 44 long? ---
**Author:** ![franz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@franz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/franz)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2014, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-id-a-porn-star/450792/39 "2014-07-01T11:11:05Z")
try boobpedia… ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2014, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-id-a-porn-star/450792/40 "2014-07-01T14:13:29Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > \*\*How do I ID a porn star? \*\* Tattooed on the back of the neck! ---
**Author:** ![shijinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@shijinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shijinn)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2014, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-id-a-porn-star/450792/41 "2014-07-01T14:42:22Z")
serial number on the fun bags. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-id-a-porn-star/450792.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-id-a-porn-star/450792.md?page=3)