# How do I masturbate with a shower head? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 2, 2001, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-masturbate-with-a-shower-head/67307 "2001-06-02T06:01:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-masturbate-with-a-shower-head/67307/41 "2001-06-03T09:43:29Z")
> [@](#): > > Does it seem like Shmoo and SPOOFE are long lost…er, destined to be togther? Well, I’d have to find out her positions on the Toothbrush issue first… ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-masturbate-with-a-shower-head/67307/42 "2001-06-03T10:46:08Z")
This is why I love this message board so! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ThisYearsGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@ThisYearsGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisYearsGirl)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-masturbate-with-a-shower-head/67307/43 "2001-06-03T16:14:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > Does it seem like Shmoo and SPOOFE are long lost…er, destined to be togther? > > Well, I’d have to find out her positions on the Toothbrush issue first… \*\* I once used a battery operated toothbrush–is that worth anything? ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-masturbate-with-a-shower-head/67307/44 "2001-06-03T16:31:20Z")
Diane, Can you mail me the diagram? And the 8 X 10 glossies? And the instructional videotape? Thx in advance… ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-masturbate-with-a-shower-head/67307/45 "2001-06-03T17:39:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mangeorge \* > \*\*_Shower Massage ™_ makes this new product called “The Flexible” that “stay’s where you put it”. > Mount it down low, or install one of those sliding bar thingies, so you can position it just right. Leaves your hands free. > At least that’s what I’ve heard. 😉 > Peace, > mangeorge \*\* My jaw dropped open when I first saw this commercial. The product is just blantant enough, but then the _song_? The part that made me spit my cereal out was the “You can put it up high/baby, you can move it down low.” Line. The visual was a little kid moving the shower head so that it actually rinsed his hair, but I hardly think that was the design idea. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-masturbate-with-a-shower-head/67307/46 "2001-06-03T18:11:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ThisYearsGirl \* > [B}]I once used a battery operated toothbrush–is that worth anything? \*\* Really? How did that work out for you? Tell me how this “came” about. I really do need to know. Skip no details please. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Searching\_For\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Searching\_For\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Searching_For_Truth)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-masturbate-with-a-shower-head/67307/47 "2001-06-03T20:44:22Z")
Hey, \*\* Whammo \*\*, you think \* you \* want to know? I want to know!! DO you think it’s a good long-term investment for those lonely Friday nights? ---
**Author:** ![Shmoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac8455/32.png) [@Shmoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shmoo)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-masturbate-with-a-shower-head/67307/48 "2001-06-03T21:04:35Z")
Thank you for the welcome! I went home wondering what in the HELL was I thinking to post that??? I’m feeling much about it now, thanks! ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2001, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-masturbate-with-a-shower-head/67307/49 "2001-06-04T01:02:14Z")
> [@](#): > > Can you mail me the diagram? And the 8 X 10 glossies? And the instructional videotape? Thx in advance… I do have this new webcam that I almost have figured out. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2001, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-masturbate-with-a-shower-head/67307/50 "2001-06-04T01:04:59Z")
Hey **Diane** if you need any help getting Netmeeting to work you just let me know!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2001, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-masturbate-with-a-shower-head/67307/51 "2001-06-04T01:22:38Z")
I just want to state that I am _shocked_ that only 4.9% of those viewing this thread have responded. What **are** you all doing that you can’t reply? _snicker_ Dirty minded pervs. Meanwhile, I, er, have to go take a bath before bed. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2001, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-masturbate-with-a-shower-head/67307/52 "2001-06-04T01:25:58Z")
Ummmmmm. . . . I got it to work. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Azura\_Borealis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7ab992/32.png) [@Azura\_Borealis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azura_Borealis)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2001, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-masturbate-with-a-shower-head/67307/53 "2001-06-04T02:14:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE \* > **How do you masturbate with a shower head?** Externally. 😃 heh. ---
**Author:** ![Searching\_For\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Searching\_For\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Searching_For_Truth)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2001, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-masturbate-with-a-shower-head/67307/54 "2001-06-04T02:30:54Z")
Yo\*\* Diane\*\* hook us up! Pretty Please? ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2001, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-masturbate-with-a-shower-head/67307/55 "2001-06-04T02:36:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Azura Borealis \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE \* > > **How do you masturbate with a shower head?** > > Externally. > 😃 > heh. > > \*\* Hah! tell that to my ex… Sorry. You know how sometimes things just pop into your head? Peace, mangeorge (feeling inadequate, somehow) ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2001, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-masturbate-with-a-shower-head/67307/56 "2001-06-04T03:27:12Z")
> [@](#): > > Yo Diane hook us up! Pretty Please? I just said that I got my webcam working. I ain’t admitting to anything that I may have used it for. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2001, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-masturbate-with-a-shower-head/67307/57 "2001-06-04T03:46:05Z")
…no, you see. We’re ASKING, not inquiring as to what it HAS been used for. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2001, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-masturbate-with-a-shower-head/67307/58 "2001-06-04T03:50:19Z")
Diane with a webcam? That’s just wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2001, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-masturbate-with-a-shower-head/67307/59 "2001-06-04T04:00:36Z")
I dunno guys. Do you have a camera? I mean. . . . well, ya know. . . Silo - Yeah, me with a webcam. It is a scary thought, isn’t it!?!?! Just another toy that will probably get me into lots of trouble. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2001, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-masturbate-with-a-shower-head/67307/60 "2001-06-04T11:40:37Z")
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