# How do I masturbate with a shower head? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 2, 2001, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-masturbate-with-a-shower-head/67307 "2001-06-02T06:01:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Pnuk\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Pnuk\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pnuk_Guy)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2001, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-masturbate-with-a-shower-head/67307/61 "2001-06-04T14:52:11Z")
This is why i LOVE this board. and on another thread people are wondering about why some products have strange warning’s on them. WARNING: Do not shoot 3 gallons of water up your ass whilst masturbating. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Searching\_For\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Searching\_For\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Searching_For_Truth)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2001, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-masturbate-with-a-shower-head/67307/62 "2001-06-04T17:07:09Z")
Not just anywhere can you find in-depth discussions on masturbation in general. I’m so glad we can all be so open and frank with one another -wipes away a tear- And \*\* Diane \*\*…just let us know if anything interesting develops, ok? ---
**Author:** ![ThisYearsGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@ThisYearsGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisYearsGirl)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2001, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-masturbate-with-a-shower-head/67307/63 "2001-06-04T20:24:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Whammo \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by ThisYearsGirl \* > > [B}]I once used a battery operated toothbrush–is that worth anything? \*\* > > Really? How did that work out for you? Tell me how this “came” about. I really do need to know. Skip no details please. 😃 \*\* Honestly? eh. it felt allright, but not enough to keep up the practice; although it was a little bizarre. My body would react as if I was having an orgasm–twitching, and getting cold, and losing my breath and whatnot–but I wouldn’t actually have an orgasm. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2001, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-masturbate-with-a-shower-head/67307/64 "2001-06-04T23:52:41Z")
And afterwards you were MINTY FRESH!!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2001, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-masturbate-with-a-shower-head/67307/65 "2001-06-05T00:33:35Z")
OMG Whammo, you big sicko, you made me joke on my gum! 😃 That reminds me. Ya know those mint scented condoms? What’s THAT all about? ---
**Author:** ![ThisYearsGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@ThisYearsGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisYearsGirl)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2001, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-masturbate-with-a-shower-head/67307/66 "2001-06-05T02:00:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Whammo \* > \*\*And afterwards you were MINTY FRESH!!! > > 😃 \*\* Geez–I used the handle. ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2001, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-masturbate-with-a-shower-head/67307/67 "2001-06-05T02:39:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lsura \* > \*\*I just want to state that I am _shocked_ that only 4.9% of those viewing this thread have responded. What **are** you all doing that you can’t reply? _snicker_ Dirty minded pervs. > Meanwhile, I, er, have to go take a bath before bed. \*\* Well, **Lsura** , we’re down to 4%. Better make that a _cold_ shower. Peace, mangeorge ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2001, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-masturbate-with-a-shower-head/67307/68 "2001-06-05T02:53:43Z")
From TYG; > [@](#): > > Geez–I used the handle Geez, I guess that explains this thread! 😃 Sorry, kiddo, I couldn’t resist. Exploration is the essence of ecstacy. Peace, mangeorge ---
**Author:** ![Cap\_n\_Crude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Cap\_n\_Crude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cap_n_Crude)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2001, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-masturbate-with-a-shower-head/67307/69 "2001-06-05T02:54:30Z")
Showerheads are pretty neat for men and women, if used properly. But once I was watching a pornvid with my then-GF and another couple, and one of the segments was a woman allegedly masturbating with a showerhead. I say allegedly, because she was spending a goodly amount of time beating the crap out of her mons pubis with it. She was rubbing it up against herself, hitting herself with it (you could hear it go “thwap”) and clearly pretending to enjoy it. The women in the room cringed the way men do when they see other men get “racked” on a bike, the men were howling with laughter. It was a fun evening. Still, it’s times like this that I wish I had a clitoris. Preferably somebody else’s. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2001, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-masturbate-with-a-shower-head/67307/70 "2001-06-05T03:05:00Z")
I’ve read this thread more than a hundred times and all I can say is that you people are a bunch of pervets. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-masturbate-with-a-shower-head/67307.md?page=3)