# How do I submit to weird Earls?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-submit-to-weird-earls/49375>\
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**Created:** [January 10, 2001, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-submit-to-weird-earls/49375 "2001-01-10T18:55:12Z")\
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**Author:** ![McMurphy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e19adc/32.png) [@McMurphy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/McMurphy)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-submit-to-weird-earls/49375/1 "2001-01-10T18:55:12Z")

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I’ve got an absolute killer, --here–\> [http://www.toolofsatan.org/](http://www.toolofsatan.org/)

What do I do?

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**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-submit-to-weird-earls/49375/2 "2001-01-10T19:21:57Z")

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how do I submit to weird Earls?

Well, I kneel in front of them and say, “whatever your will, master, I shall do.” Then he collars me and I become his slave.

Weird Earls are pussycats really, just bat your eyes at them and they’ll submit to YOU! 😃  
jarbaby

\*(great link by the way)

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-submit-to-weird-earls/49375/3 "2001-01-10T19:33:29Z")

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Email [TubaDiva@aol.com](mailto:TubaDiva@aol.com), she’s the goddess of Wierd Earls and ThreadSpottings and lot’s of other stuff.

Jim

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**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-submit-to-weird-earls/49375/4 "2001-01-10T19:42:56Z")

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Jim’s right, I’m the keeper of the Weird Earls and Threadspottings, your gateway to submission.

(Take that however you like. 😛 )

[TubaDiva@aol.com](mailto:TubaDiva@aol.com)

your humble TubaDiva  
Administrator

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**Author:** ![The\_Ryan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7feea3/32.png) [@The\_Ryan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Ryan)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-submit-to-weird-earls/49375/5 "2001-01-12T09:17:18Z")

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Are you using an AOL e-mail account by _choice_? I’d think CR would offer you a [TubaDiva@straightdope.com](mailto:TubaDiva@straightdope.com) address or something. Or are they too cheap? 😉

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-submit-to-weird-earls/49375/6 "2001-01-12T09:19:40Z")

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Hey, the Straight Dope was originally only available on AOL. And yeah, they’re too cheap. Ask us about our pay sometime. Go ahead, just ask us.