AHA!!! I THINK I GOT IT! And it has nothing to do with anything I was thinking before. I was making a big mistake which I just couldn’t see.
I was actually making TWO mistakes, but their effects cancel out, leaving behind a cloud of confusion and unanswered questions. (A similar thing happens in software debugging, when two bugs cancel each other out but still create residual odd effects that are almost impossible to trace to any source.) I was also both right and wrong when making my GIF animations, so they didn’t help me locate my errors.
I have to say thanks to everyone here. Without your counterarguments I would just keep making the same mistake. I would have remained confused forever.
I was ignoring something important. When a vortex-launching device throws out a ring-vortex, the device receives (I hope!) some negative momentum while the center of the ring-vortex pattern receives equal positive momentum. The center of the ring-vortex and the launcher-device then start moving in opposite directions, with the total momentum remaining zero. The same thing happens when an astronaut in free fall throws a brick. But the momentum contained in surrounding fluid gives added complexity. So what happens with the fluid flows if they’re confined to a tank?
The center of the ring-vortex moves forward and carries forward momentum. And as I’ve been insisting, the “surround” of the ring-vortex moves backwards and carries backwards momentum… for a total momentum of zero.
But look at the vortex launcher device! The device itself moves backwards, carrying negative momentum. But the fluid surrounding the vortex launcher, it moves forwards, carrying forward momentum, for a net momentum of zero (assuming for simplicity that the device is made of hardened fluid having the same density as the liquid environment.) Same problem as the ring-vortex: zero total momentum.
If they’re inside a very large pipe, then MAYBE the backwards-flowing “surround” of the vortex ring can expand to a very large volume, with very slow backwards flow (yet still carrying constant negative momentum as it expands.) Does the flow get big like this? It seems to be true of the elementary Doublet flows in fluid dynamics, see http://www.idra.unige.it/~irro/elementari5_e.html . They have forward flow in the middle, and backwards flow in the surrounding fluid.
If the pipe is very large, then the same thing happens with the vortex-launcher device: the device carries backwards momentum, while a LARGE volume of the surrounding fluid carries equal forwards momentum, and the momenta sum to zero.
But look! The moving “surround” of the ring-vortex, and the moving “surround” of the launcher device… they’re huge, and the two flow patterns superpose… and they almost entirely cancel out!
ARRRRRRRRG! That was it! All these months I’ve been dinking with this, that’s where the backwards momentum of the vortex-ring was going. It was greatly expanding in volume and being eaten by the corresponding forwards momentum which surrounds the vortex-launcher. (I think! I still have to try putting them both inside a tiny pipe.)
How the heck did I come up with this? I was half-asleep this morning, which makes it very easy to think, since dreamlike intuitive flashes were still appearing like some Greek Chorus from the subconscious. I drew the small pipe and drew the piston. But suddenly I went backwards for no good reason, and called the piston “region inside the ring” with some forward-moving fluid contained inside the piston. Flash! The entire small closed pipe now constitutes an UNMOVING vortex ring. It has forward flow in the middle (the piston) and equal backwards flow outside (the back-flowing fluid.)
Flash! Put the entire closed-pipe-assembly inside a larger closed-ended pipe and move the small pipe forward within it. The net flow and the net momentum still remain zero, since this larger outer pipe and it’s entire contents are NOT moving forward. The small pipe containing the entire vortex moves forward, but it is surrounded by some back-flow which carries exactly equal and opposite momentum. Still a problem!
Here’s the key. Do the same thing again and again, putting the larger pipe inside a still-larger pipe, and we finally obtain a large water tank, where the water is not moving ahead on average, yet it is composed of a tiny hunk of forward-moving water in the center, surrounded by a huge volume of backwards-moving water which contains exactly opposite momentum.
So why can a ring-vortex knock over a cardboard target? It’s because the region of backwards momentum, IF IT EXISTED, would be much larger than the target. In other words, my GIF animations are both right and wrong:
They’re right in that the net momentum associated with a “lone ring-vortex” really is zero. They’re wrong in that the backwards flow is not as shown. It’s not like a narrow backwards stream, instead it exists as a slow flow which occupies a larger volume. Yet the net momentum of the whole thing would still be zero, but only if I don’t take into account the equal and opposite flow-pattern caused by the vortex-launcher.
This answers an earlier question too. As the fluid opens up in front of the vortex, and closes up behind, it doesn’t NEED to flow from the front to the back. Why? Elsewhere there is a vortex-launcher device with fluid opening up ahead of it and closing up behind. The two large patterns combine together, leaving an opening/closing flow but no backwards flow. The excess water doesn’t have to compress to get out of the way. It flows outward, but any backwards motion is cancelled out by forces from an identical outward flow associated with the distant vortex-launcher device which is also moving.
Where does the negative momentum go when the vortex-ring hits the target? In reality, that region of backwards momentum doesn’t exist at all! It can only exist for any “lone vortex-ring” which was somehow inserted into the fluid “by god” without using a physical vortex-launcher device. That’s what my GIF animations show: a lone vortex-ring “inserted by god.” They depict an “ideal” vortex ring which was created mentally, not a real one which was created by a vortex-launcher.
Now I have to modify my animation so it shows TWO hunks of fluid being sent in opposite directions through a larger pipe. That should let me move the black beads in such a way that the backwards flows cancel out.
Again, those backward flows WOULD be there if we didn’t have a vortex-launcher moving one way while the ring-vortex moved the other way.
Wow! I think I FINALLY understand some of the breakthroughs physicists have been having about fish tails and flapping wings in the last five years. I was missing the important fact that the fish or bird itself is part of a larger “ring-vortex.” Someone else mentioned it earlier regarding rowboats, but it didn’t connect. To move faster, the animal must throw out some small opposite-spinning vortex rings. The fluid within the separatrix does carry significant momentum, and can act as “rocket exhaust.”