Originally posted by mx-6 *
**To Be A Liberal
To be a liberal, you have to believe the AIDS virus is spreading due to a lack of funding.
(No, AIDS is spread due to lack of knowledge and lack of personal responsibility, but you cant have that without, knowledge)
To be a liberal, you have to be against capital punishment but for abortion on demand–in short, you support protecting the guilty and killing the innocent.
(Aha, Actually, wanting to get rid of the death penalty is meant to protect the innocent, where there have been cases that innocent people have been put to death, if you haven’t noticed, the system is not perfect.)
To be a liberal, you have to believe that a public school system that can’t teach 4th graders how to read is capable of teaching those same kids the subtleties of sex.
(Funny. Seems to me that everyone could read in 4th grade, but then again, if you have such a big prob with the school system, how about giving it some mroe money to make it better? Hmm.
As for teaching the kids the subtleties of sex, there are parent wavers you could sign to not have them taught sex ed, and I did not recieve that until 5th grade.)
To be a liberal, you have to believe that trial lawyers are selfless heroes and doctors are overpaid, greedy, bad guys.
(Feh.)
To be a liberal, you have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than nuclear weapons in the hands of the Red Chinese.
(Is that so Senator McCarthy? By your logic, I would have no problem with that, if they are law-abiding, thats why we have background checks, to make sure they are law abiding. Just as long as they keep a lock on it ((which the NRA supports)) when they are not using it, then by all means, shoot your heart out… oops, well you know what I meant.)
To be a liberal, you have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the brilliance of the Sun, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.
(Can I get a cite for this, you know, that pesky evidence.)
To be a liberal, you have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being gay is natural.
(Living and caring for a child to bring it up right is natural, being gay is natural, it goes all the way back in history, Da vinci - Gay, Alexander the Great - Gay, so apparently, this is not a new trend. But if you must feel that being gay will curve your spine, weaken your knees and keep the country from winning the war, go ahead.)
To be a liberal, you have to believe that the biggest threat to this country are those who believe morals, ethics, and family values are essential.
(Moral, ethics and family values were not an invention from the bible, 2050 years ago, do you think any of these existed?)
To be a liberal, you have to believe that punishment for a crime should depend on motive. Killing a person because you dislike them is worse than killing them because you want their money.
(Do you know the difference between, Murder 1, Murder 2 and Manslaughter? Ever heard of Dan White? Run that by a serach engine.)
To be a liberal, you have to believe that business creates oppression and government creates prosperity.
(Look back at the Seattle protests, everyone from environmentalists to steel workers were there. People from every background imaginable. How is this a liberal idea?)
To be a liberal, you have to believe that killing a child in the womb should be legal, but breaking an eagle’s egg should be criminal.
(This country is overun by what some would call “Welfare-sucking, producing like rabbitt, bastards” and very few Bald Eagles, my money gone… Saving a natural treasure that there are few of… having my money gone… hmph.)
To be a liberal, you have to believe that good intentions are equal to actually accomplishing something.
(Good intentions and power behind it is better than accomplishing something evil and corrupting.)
To be a liberal, you have to believe that the government should provide for those who contribute the least and tax those who work hard and succeed.
(Yes, we should stop paying workers comp and stop supporting those money sucking quadrapelegics. I hardly call merging your company into another bigger bitchgoddess of a company and getting millions for it, hard work.)
To be a liberal, you have to believe that governmental laws and regulations are always the answer, never freedom and competition.
(It is that thinking that has Nike exploiting Malaysian kids for child labor, that also got many health regulations repealed in many countries that have few and even in the U.S. our Clean Air Act was repealed because it was a “trade block”.)
To be a liberal, you have to believe that art would not exist without federal funding.
(Ha. Can I get a cite for this? Art is everywhere, on the streets, in galleries, in peoples homes, in their drawers. You want art off the street, set up some community mural walls, I hardly believe some kid should go to jail for 5+ years for tagging a park bench.)
To be a liberal, you have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians, start wars.
(Actually, this is why I am afraid of Bush. He has the power, he is corrupt. I can smell “Columbia” on his breath already.)
To be a liberal, you have to believe the NRA is bad, because of their support for certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because of their support for certain parts of the Constitution.
(No, the NRA is not bad. I support it in it’s crusade for gunlocks and for being against making plastic handguns legal, something Dick Cheney has no problem with.)
To be a liberal, you have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren’t.
(Whenever I take standardized tests, I leave my ethnicity off. Seeing as minorities are called minorities for a reason, they deserve a break.)
To be a liberal, you have to believe that minorities are not capable of making it without your help and conservatives are racists because they believe everyone given opportunity can be an equal.
(But, for opportunites to be equal, the planes have to be equal as well. Or am I wrong?)
To be a liberal, you have to believe that cigarettes pose more danger to our kids and our society than illegal drug
(Of course we want our children doing drugs, that would be greta, just hand it to them, tell them it’s Pez. Please. Why is cannibis illegal? Hemp is great, it’s the strongest fiber known to man, hemp seeds are high in protein, yada yada yada. Hemp was what made America independent from England in it’s first years as a country, if it wasnt for cannibis, the U.S. would be a story long forgotten.)
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