# How do topless models really feel? Visual suggestions within (NSFW; mod cleared) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 30, 2012, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-topless-models-really-feel-visual-suggestions-within-nsfw-mod-cleared/636340 "2012-09-30T23:32:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2012, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-topless-models-really-feel-visual-suggestions-within-nsfw-mod-cleared/636340/21 "2012-10-01T01:20:43Z")
> [@Simple\_Linctus](#): > > Where do you live in the USA? They are probably about average for a fat woman which most in the US are but they are not at all average for most healthily proportioned women. I suppose those are generally larger than average for white European women, I’ll grant that, maybe. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2012, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-topless-models-really-feel-visual-suggestions-within-nsfw-mod-cleared/636340/22 "2012-10-01T03:14:08Z")
That is a neat ‘trick’ the way you can rotate the woman and see her from different angles. I guess they had them on a revolving turntable and shot a series of photos. Of course they should have been like mindless mannequins and not blinked or changed expression. [/sarcasm] ---
**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2012, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-topless-models-really-feel-visual-suggestions-within-nsfw-mod-cleared/636340/23 "2012-10-01T03:21:50Z")
they feel cool. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2012, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-topless-models-really-feel-visual-suggestions-within-nsfw-mod-cleared/636340/24 "2012-10-01T03:27:35Z")
No complaints here. Send several to my rooms and I will afford them closer examination in person. Any deemed suitable may stay on should they so desire. Seriously, quitcherfucking complaining. ---
**Author:** ![Bartman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@Bartman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bartman)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2012, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-topless-models-really-feel-visual-suggestions-within-nsfw-mod-cleared/636340/25 "2012-10-01T03:35:47Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > That is a neat ‘trick’ the way you can rotate the woman and see her from different angles. I guess they had them on a revolving turntable and shot a series of photos. That was my guess. You can see it in “Rosie’s” set. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2012, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-topless-models-really-feel-visual-suggestions-within-nsfw-mod-cleared/636340/26 "2012-10-01T03:43:51Z")
> [@Bartman](#): > > You can see it in “Rosie’s” set. Ah, yes. Rosie’s set. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2012, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-topless-models-really-feel-visual-suggestions-within-nsfw-mod-cleared/636340/27 "2012-10-01T03:48:15Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Ah, yes. Rosie’s set. That’s a whole lotta Rosie! ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2012, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-topless-models-really-feel-visual-suggestions-within-nsfw-mod-cleared/636340/28 "2012-10-01T04:12:27Z")
> [@Acsenray](#): > > I suppose those are generally larger than average for white European women, I’ll grant that, maybe. I dunno. I tend to agree with you here. They’re full and firm, but they’re not huge or anything like that. I mean, they look like C cups at most. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2012, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-topless-models-really-feel-visual-suggestions-within-nsfw-mod-cleared/636340/29 "2012-10-01T04:25:52Z")
Yeah, they’re both hot. I’d do 'em. What’s this thread about again?? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2012, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-topless-models-really-feel-visual-suggestions-within-nsfw-mod-cleared/636340/30 "2012-10-01T04:30:55Z")
If you were a buff man with large penis posing for a gay online magazine how would you like posing while the turntable is turning, ever turning. Coming to the west coast was a big mistake there’s no decent falafel anywhere. You know there’s an obese gay man out there somewhere studying your face closely at each revolution… obsessing over it really… looking for the few seconds where you lose your smile and wondering how you really feel. You know this because he tracked you down and emailed you on Facebook about this very subject. Well… how do you feel? God! You’re so hungry… you’d kill for hot dog or a pastrami on rye. You had to work out like a maniac, and go no carbs to get cut enough for this stupid photo shoot to pay you enough to make your rent. You’re starving and you miss New York. What were you thinking coming to Los Angeles? Now you’re stuck… and hungry. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2012, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-topless-models-really-feel-visual-suggestions-within-nsfw-mod-cleared/636340/31 "2012-10-01T13:32:27Z")
> [@Simple\_Linctus](#): > > The difference here, however, is that the photographers appear to have been either too cheap or too technologically challenged to take simultanteous photographs and so when you rotate a girl here you are not rotating a moment frozen in time - you are rotating what seems to be a few seconds at least. You are aware of the difference in budgets between major Hollywood productions and Page 3 photos, right? > [@](#): > > There doesn’t seem to be the slightest attempt by some of these models to conceal what seems to be their contempt for the entire process. Contempt? No projection here, is there? > [@](#): > > I think this will actually affect a lot of men in a gut level, it certainly has for me. I also hope you realize that the guy selling you a car really doesn’t give a shit about you, although he does want your money, and Santa isn’t real I used to do magic semi-professionally and it’s hard sometimes to go out there and perform. I think the worst ever was a 9:00 am outdoor show in the winter, on a hangover, with no one in the audience. The announcer was quite professional, though. You would never have known this wasn’t the happiest she’s ever been in her life. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2012, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-topless-models-really-feel-visual-suggestions-within-nsfw-mod-cleared/636340/32 "2012-10-01T13:37:27Z")
OH and thanks for the link! ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2012, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-topless-models-really-feel-visual-suggestions-within-nsfw-mod-cleared/636340/33 "2012-10-01T13:43:19Z")
Courtnie is in a terrible pose. It looks like she’s scratching her head as she rotates, which calls to mind a topless woman with dandruff. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2012, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-topless-models-really-feel-visual-suggestions-within-nsfw-mod-cleared/636340/34 "2012-10-01T13:44:39Z")
> [@astro](#): > > If you were a buff man with large penis posing for a gay online magazine What do you mean, “if”? ---
**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2012, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-topless-models-really-feel-visual-suggestions-within-nsfw-mod-cleared/636340/35 "2012-10-01T15:03:13Z")
> [@Simple\_Linctus](#): > > Oh, they totally all are though. They all take my number. The poor forgetful lasses never remember to call me back though. Keep going back, until they remember. Girls who work in strip clubs love little reminders. All the other strippers will think it’s ‘cute’ and they will all admire you for your persistence! ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2012, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-topless-models-really-feel-visual-suggestions-within-nsfw-mod-cleared/636340/36 "2012-10-01T15:09:41Z")
I will have to look at all of the models before I can reply. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2012, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-topless-models-really-feel-visual-suggestions-within-nsfw-mod-cleared/636340/37 "2012-10-01T15:15:07Z")
Each model has multiple pics and poses in different outfits. Just pointing it out for scientific purposes. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2012, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-topless-models-really-feel-visual-suggestions-within-nsfw-mod-cleared/636340/38 "2012-10-01T15:16:33Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > What do you mean, “if”? Then eat Captain America! That deli sandwich has your name on it! ---
**Author:** ![Icarus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icarus/32/72_2.png) [@Icarus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icarus)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2012, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-topless-models-really-feel-visual-suggestions-within-nsfw-mod-cleared/636340/39 "2012-10-01T16:39:19Z")
OK, so I picked one out. Where do I click to order and how much is the shipping? I assume they take credit cards. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-topless-models-really-feel-visual-suggestions-within-nsfw-mod-cleared/636340/40 "2012-10-01T17:40:04Z")
I seriously think the OP is projecting his own personal issues with women onto these poor models in the article. I have no freakin’ idea what the fuck he is talking about. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-topless-models-really-feel-visual-suggestions-within-nsfw-mod-cleared/636340.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-topless-models-really-feel-visual-suggestions-within-nsfw-mod-cleared/636340.md?page=3)