How do topless models really feel? Visual suggestions within (NSFW; mod cleared)

I suppose those are generally larger than average for white European women, I’ll grant that, maybe.

That is a neat ‘trick’ the way you can rotate the woman and see her from different angles. I guess they had them on a revolving turntable and shot a series of photos.

Of course they should have been like mindless mannequins and not blinked or changed expression. [/sarcasm]

they feel cool.

No complaints here. Send several to my rooms and I will afford them closer examination in person. Any deemed suitable may stay on should they so desire.

Seriously, quitcherfucking complaining.

That was my guess. You can see it in “Rosie’s” set.

Ah, yes. Rosie’s set.

That’s a whole lotta Rosie!

I dunno. I tend to agree with you here. They’re full and firm, but they’re not huge or anything like that. I mean, they look like C cups at most.

Yeah, they’re both hot. I’d do 'em. What’s this thread about again?? :confused:

If you were a buff man with large penis posing for a gay online magazine how would you like posing while the turntable is turning, ever turning. Coming to the west coast was a big mistake there’s no decent falafel anywhere. You know there’s an obese gay man out there somewhere studying your face closely at each revolution… obsessing over it really… looking for the few seconds where you lose your smile and wondering how you really feel. You know this because he tracked you down and emailed you on Facebook about this very subject.

Well… how do you feel? God! You’re so hungry… you’d kill for hot dog or a pastrami on rye. You had to work out like a maniac, and go no carbs to get cut enough for this stupid photo shoot to pay you enough to make your rent. You’re starving and you miss New York. What were you thinking coming to Los Angeles? Now you’re stuck… and hungry.

You are aware of the difference in budgets between major Hollywood productions and Page 3 photos, right?

Contempt? No projection here, is there?

I also hope you realize that the guy selling you a car really doesn’t give a shit about you, although he does want your money, and Santa isn’t real
I used to do magic semi-professionally and it’s hard sometimes to go out there and perform. I think the worst ever was a 9:00 am outdoor show in the winter, on a hangover, with no one in the audience. The announcer was quite professional, though. You would never have known this wasn’t the happiest she’s ever been in her life.

OH and thanks for the link!

Courtnie is in a terrible pose. It looks like she’s scratching her head as she rotates, which calls to mind a topless woman with dandruff.

What do you mean, “if”?

Keep going back, until they remember. Girls who work in strip clubs love little reminders. All the other strippers will think it’s ‘cute’ and they will all admire you for your persistence!

I will have to look at all of the models before I can reply.

Each model has multiple pics and poses in different outfits. Just pointing it out for scientific purposes.

Then eat Captain America! That deli sandwich has your name on it!

OK, so I picked one out. Where do I click to order and how much is the shipping? I assume they take credit cards.

I seriously think the OP is projecting his own personal issues with women onto these poor models in the article. I have no freakin’ idea what the fuck he is talking about.