# how do ufo's reproduce? **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [September 12, 2000, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-ufos-reproduce/32942 "2000-09-12T21:06:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2000, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-ufos-reproduce/32942/21 "2000-09-13T21:00:16Z")
Sheesh, dtilque, you have a twisted mind! That’s not mating, that’s just a daddy aircraft giving his kid a piggyback ride! Noting sexual about that, at all! ---
**Author:** ![G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c67d28/32.png) [@G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.B.H.Hornswoggler)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-ufos-reproduce/32942/22 "2000-09-14T20:17:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chronos \* > \*\*Sheesh, dtilque, you have a twisted mind! That’s not mating, that’s just a daddy aircraft giving his kid a piggyback ride! Noting sexual about that, at all! \*\* Well, I don’t know about that. The shuttle clearly has a protective shield on his “thrusters” (if you know wnat I mean, and I think you do). So maybe it’s just safe sex. ---
**Author:** ![dtilque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dtilque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dtilque)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-ufos-reproduce/32942/23 "2000-09-14T21:57:06Z")
Well, that answers my question about the litter of Cesnas. Good thing too, there’s far too many feral light aircraft roaming the skies these days… ---
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-ufos-reproduce/32942/24 "2000-09-14T22:26:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by picmr \* > \*\*UFOs reproduce memetically. \*\* I thought it was _methmetically_ in San Jose Hell’s Angels crank labs. ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-ufos-reproduce/32942/25 "2000-09-15T04:46:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by brandocet \* > \*\*Boy, I could really go for some quemast. \*\* Will someone PLEASE shout _ **"SIGLINE"?!?!** _ Save me the trouble… ---
**Author:** ![gazpacho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6f9a4e/32.png) [@gazpacho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gazpacho)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-ufos-reproduce/32942/26 "2000-09-15T06:05:20Z")
You obviously did not see the rocky horror picture show. The aliens taking rocky back had elbow sex so that is how it is done. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-ufos-reproduce/32942/27 "2000-09-15T06:31:16Z")
I have nothing to add. I just wanted to say: [Rimmer] “Thank you, Mister **_GAZPACHO_!!!** ” [/Rimmer] Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![Wendell\_Wagner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8491ac/32.png) [@Wendell\_Wagner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wendell_Wagner)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-ufos-reproduce/32942/28 "2000-09-15T12:04:34Z")
dtilque writes: \> The only question I have is, did that 747 have a litter \> of Cesnas 9 month later? Of course not. Look at the picture. That’s anal sex. You can’t get pregnant that way. ---
**Author:** ![dtilque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dtilque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dtilque)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-ufos-reproduce/32942/29 "2000-09-15T20:03:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wendell Wagner \* > Of course not. Look at the picture. That’s anal sex. You can’t get pregnant that way. But… > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Mr. Cynical_ > The UFO’s obviously reproduce via anally probing … [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-ufos-reproduce/32942.md?page=1)