# How do women in gonzo porn not get horrible yeast infections/bacterial vaginosis?

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**Category:** Factual Questions
**Created:** [May 26, 2014, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-women-in-gonzo-porn-not-get-horrible-yeast-infections-bacterial-vaginosis/689264 "2014-05-26T02:43:28Z")
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### Author: ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2014, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-women-in-gonzo-porn-not-get-horrible-yeast-infections-bacterial-vaginosis/689264/41 "2014-05-26T22:21:21Z")

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> [@Accidental\_Martyr](#):
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> This is not the definition of gonzo porn.  
> [Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki) /Gonzo\_pornography

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> Gonzo films tend to focus far less on the plots, dialogue, acting, characterization, elaborate costumes and sets, and artistic camerawork commonly found in conventional pornographic films.

As opposed to the emphasis on plot and acting in mainstream porn? 😕

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### Author: ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2014, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-women-in-gonzo-porn-not-get-horrible-yeast-infections-bacterial-vaginosis/689264/42 "2014-05-26T22:29:17Z")

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> [@chacoguy](#):
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> So, there are actual women out there that think _'What would really turn me on would be to have diarrhea juice in my vagina_’?

And there are actual men out there who would be turned on by looking at that?

(vomit smiley)

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### Author: ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2014, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-women-in-gonzo-porn-not-get-horrible-yeast-infections-bacterial-vaginosis/689264/43 "2014-05-26T22:31:03Z")

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> [@Freudian\_Slit](#):
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> As opposed to the emphasis on plot and acting in mainstream porn? 😕

There’s a woman who posts on another board I frequent who said she once had a job (briefly) where part of her duties included doing closed captions on porno movies. I replied, “What did you type? OOOOOHHHHHHH!! MMMMMMM! Yes! Yes! Yes!” 😛

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### Author: ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2014, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-women-in-gonzo-porn-not-get-horrible-yeast-infections-bacterial-vaginosis/689264/44 "2014-05-26T22:46:38Z")

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> [@SirRay](#):
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> Apparently they use shoulder mounts for the camera, just like the illustration in the Wiki Article on POV porn

That Wiki article/pic is slightly out of date. No self-respecting gonzo porn cameraman uses a clunky, monster camera like that any more. There are ones made now that are 1/3 that size, lighter weight and hi-def to boot, which is the way all video is going. Yes, a head mount is certainly an option. A $300 [GoPro](http://www.bhphotovideo.com/bnh/controller/home?O=&sku=1003322&gclid=CMfDvLTVyr4CFYtAMgodAVYAPw&Q=&is=REG&A=details) provides better video than $10,000 cams of a decade ago, and that’s not the smallest one in use.

How do I know? Unh…I just do. Don’t ask.

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### Author: ![D18](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@D18](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D18)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2014, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-women-in-gonzo-porn-not-get-horrible-yeast-infections-bacterial-vaginosis/689264/45 "2014-05-26T23:39:59Z")

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Interesting OP/username combo!

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### Author: ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2014, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-women-in-gonzo-porn-not-get-horrible-yeast-infections-bacterial-vaginosis/689264/46 "2014-05-27T00:56:04Z")

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> [@ALOHA\_HATER](#):
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> the porndude-cum-cameraman.

The Latin word that keeps on giving!

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### Author: ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2014, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-women-in-gonzo-porn-not-get-horrible-yeast-infections-bacterial-vaginosis/689264/47 "2014-05-27T01:40:22Z")

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UTIs would probably be a bigger problem than a yeast infection.

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### Author: ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2014, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-women-in-gonzo-porn-not-get-horrible-yeast-infections-bacterial-vaginosis/689264/48 "2014-05-27T02:19:55Z")

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> [@chacoguy](#):
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> So, there are actual women out there that think _'What would really turn me on would be to have diarrhea juice in my vagina_’?

Doubtfully many IMO, but there are a few women out there who are willing to do pretty much anything so they can score their next heroin dose or women who are more or less in a slavery situation where they see no other choice but to perform the act.

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### Author: ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2014, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-women-in-gonzo-porn-not-get-horrible-yeast-infections-bacterial-vaginosis/689264/49 "2014-05-27T02:35:27Z")

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And there are people who are coerced into this. Let’s not get off track arguing about this here, but I think it needs to be said.

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### Author: ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2014, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-women-in-gonzo-porn-not-get-horrible-yeast-infections-bacterial-vaginosis/689264/50 "2014-05-27T04:45:25Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> UTIs would probably be a bigger problem than a yeast infection.

Well, yeah, I mean they’re probably injecting syringes full of poo juice in their peehole in some of these videos. People gotta make a living somehow! I’m not gonna judge.

Japanese videos: Those poor abused eels ☹

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### Author: ![Little\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@Little\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Pig)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2014, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-women-in-gonzo-porn-not-get-horrible-yeast-infections-bacterial-vaginosis/689264/51 "2014-05-27T05:42:30Z")

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> [@Musicat](#):
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> That Wiki article/pic is slightly out of date. No self-respecting gonzo porn cameraman uses a clunky, monster camera like that any more. There are ones made now that are 1/3 that size, lighter weight and hi-def to boot, which is the way all video is going. Yes, a head mount is certainly an option. A $300 [GoPro](http://www.bhphotovideo.com/bnh/controller/home?O=&sku=1003322&gclid=CMfDvLTVyr4CFYtAMgodAVYAPw&Q=&is=REG&A=details) provides better video than $10,000 cams of a decade ago, and that’s not the smallest one in use.
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> How do I know? Unh…I just do. Don’t ask.

C’mon. C’mon. Confess.

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### Author: ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2014, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-women-in-gonzo-porn-not-get-horrible-yeast-infections-bacterial-vaginosis/689264/52 "2014-05-28T04:53:20Z")

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> [@nearwildheaven](#):
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> There’s a woman who posts on another board I frequent who said she once had a job (briefly) where part of her duties included doing closed captions on porno movies. I replied, “What did you type? OOOOOHHHHHHH!! MMMMMMM! Yes! Yes! Yes!” 😛

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