# How do you answer the phone when you want to screw with people?

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-answer-the-phone-when-you-want-to-screw-with-people/38992
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [October 30, 2000, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-answer-the-phone-when-you-want-to-screw-with-people/38992 "2000-10-30T22:55:44Z")
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### Author: ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2000, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-answer-the-phone-when-you-want-to-screw-with-people/38992/61 "2000-11-03T13:18:57Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Malarky \*  
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> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by Shirley Ujest \*  
> > \*\*“Dewey, Cheetham & Howe”
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> > You’d be amazed how many don’t get that one. \*\*
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> Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm…I don’t get that one 😃 \*\*

“Do we–cheat em–and how!” Hard to type when you are  
cracking up!

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