# How Do You Clean Out a Sex Toy for Men? **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [January 14, 2010, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-clean-out-a-sex-toy-for-men/524889 "2010-01-14T04:36:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-clean-out-a-sex-toy-for-men/524889/21 "2010-01-14T18:48:05Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > And you do want to clean it. I recall the story of the crew of a tramp steamer that contracted gonorrhea from a sex doll they “borrowed” from one of their shipmates. “Tramp Steamer” sounds like the tool one would use to clean the doll. ---
**Author:** ![Rafe\_Hollister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/fbc32d/32.png) [@Rafe\_Hollister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rafe_Hollister)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-clean-out-a-sex-toy-for-men/524889/22 "2010-01-14T19:03:30Z")
I think there’s a commercial for those. The jingle is: “Call 1-800-STEAMER. Stanley Steamer the sex toy cleaner.” Or something like that. ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-clean-out-a-sex-toy-for-men/524889/23 "2010-01-14T20:22:44Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > This is why you should splurge Isn’t that what causes the problem in the first place? ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-clean-out-a-sex-toy-for-men/524889/24 "2010-01-14T20:26:47Z")
There are so many winners in this thread, I cannot pick just one. Must leave computer now. Laughing too hard… ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-clean-out-a-sex-toy-for-men/524889/25 "2010-01-14T20:35:29Z")
> [@maladroit](#): > > This really creeps me (female) out: “This kit can be used with any doll or female torso product.” > Female torso product. Paging Jason Cravat! Paging Jason Cravat! _points to anyone who gets that without looking it up_ ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-clean-out-a-sex-toy-for-men/524889/26 "2010-01-14T21:44:13Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > “Tramp Steamer” sounds like the tool one would use to clean the doll. Dammit! Don’t make me laugh at work! I’m going to take my female torso product to the bathroom now so I can giggle uncontrollably in peace. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-clean-out-a-sex-toy-for-men/524889/27 "2010-01-14T21:50:28Z")
Here in the deep south we just use bloodhounds. ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-clean-out-a-sex-toy-for-men/524889/28 "2010-01-14T23:04:40Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > Here in the deep south we just use bloodhounds. They also are good for cleaning dinner plates. ---
**Author:** ![Fubaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@Fubaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fubaya)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-clean-out-a-sex-toy-for-men/524889/29 "2010-01-14T23:50:11Z")
> [@maladroit](#): > > This really creeps me (female) out: “This kit can be used with any doll or female torso product.” Female torso product. Ive seen them advertised. They are literally about 12 inches of torso and nothing more. Or two buttocks and a hole. I guess it makes sense if youre on a budget. ---
**Author:** ![Jim\_s\_Son](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19adc/32.png) [@Jim\_s\_Son](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jim_s_Son)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2010, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-clean-out-a-sex-toy-for-men/524889/30 "2010-01-15T01:30:48Z")
If only Billy Mays had invented an oxicleaner for sex dolls before he died… ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2010, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-clean-out-a-sex-toy-for-men/524889/31 "2010-01-15T03:32:01Z")
> [@Fubaya](#): > > Ive seen them advertised. They are literally about 12 inches of torso and nothing more. Or two buttocks and a hole. I guess it makes sense if youre on a budget. You can also go for [Ms Pinky](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G52RwyW_xFA). > [@](#): > > I got a girl with a little rubber head > Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed > She never talk back like a lady might do > An’ she looks like she loves it every time I get through > And her name is > P-I-N-K-Y > P-I-N, no lie > K-Y, me-oh-my > She’s $69.95 > Give her a try -Frank Zappa ---
**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2010, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-clean-out-a-sex-toy-for-men/524889/32 "2010-01-15T08:42:38Z")
As a man, I must ask: what is this concept “clean out” you speak of? ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2010, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-clean-out-a-sex-toy-for-men/524889/33 "2010-01-15T09:13:34Z")
Pipe Cleaners? Or when the nose starts to run you know it’s full up, time to trade 'er in for a newer model ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2010, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-clean-out-a-sex-toy-for-men/524889/34 "2010-01-15T12:35:38Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > _There was a young man from Racine > Who invented a screwing machine > Concave or convex > It could fit either sex > But Oh! What a bastard to clean._ > > And you do want to clean it. I recall the story of the crew of a tramp steamer that contracted gonorrhea from a sex doll they “borrowed” from one of their shipmates. “Tramp Steamer” Band name! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2010, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-clean-out-a-sex-toy-for-men/524889/35 "2010-01-15T14:35:31Z")
> [@Green\_Bean](#): > > Huh…I wonder…even if you do use a condom, you’d probably have to lube it up really good, and that would require some clean-up too. This is when it really pays to use a high quality synthetic like Amsoil. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_C](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Captain\_C](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_C)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2010, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-clean-out-a-sex-toy-for-men/524889/36 "2010-01-15T17:15:02Z")
> [@chowder](#): > > Pipe Cleaners? > > Or when the nose starts to run you know it’s full up, time to trade 'er in for a newer model Gilbert Gottfried? ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2010, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-clean-out-a-sex-toy-for-men/524889/37 "2010-01-15T17:43:23Z")
[Here](http://www.ultimatewasher.com/winter-pressure-washer.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2010, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-clean-out-a-sex-toy-for-men/524889/38 "2010-01-15T20:52:44Z")
Okay, so I went to the Realdoll site for research purposes. They all have underdeveloped jaws. It’s really weird. But that’s not what I came here to tell you about… They have a refurbishing kit that you can use if you bought your Realdoll secondhand. Barf. They also have a kit that you can use to replace your Realldoll’s faux vaginal and anal lining. They also have a labia replacement kit–the picture along with it is hilarious. There are these inner labia just sitting there next to some glue. I just thought it was interesting. And I’ve gotta say–in spite of the weird jaws, the Realdolls looked about a thousand times better than Roxxxy the Robot. Plus, they don’t talk to you. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2010, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-clean-out-a-sex-toy-for-men/524889/39 "2010-01-15T21:45:41Z")
Thanks, **Green Bean**. I just checked out that site and the accessories section. I don’t think I’ll be able to sleep tonight. Thanks a lot. ---
**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2010, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-clean-out-a-sex-toy-for-men/524889/40 "2010-01-16T01:40:54Z")
You know, I was discussing this with some friends a few weeks ago, and we were all too revolted and chicken to actually research the topic. I am not clicking the link. _Labia replacement kit_? Refurbished sex toys? Aaaagh. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-clean-out-a-sex-toy-for-men/524889.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-clean-out-a-sex-toy-for-men/524889.md?page=3)