# How Do You Clean Out a Sex Toy for Men?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-clean-out-a-sex-toy-for-men/524889>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [January 14, 2010, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-clean-out-a-sex-toy-for-men/524889 "2010-01-14T04:36:44Z")\
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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2010, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-clean-out-a-sex-toy-for-men/524889/41 "2010-01-16T04:34:11Z")

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The faceless Realdoll skull is even freakier than the labia replacement kit.

But you could have SO much fun with the labia replacement kit! Think of all the different places you could glue the labia…

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2010, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-clean-out-a-sex-toy-for-men/524889/42 "2010-01-16T04:47:10Z")

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Disturbing mind picture:

Tramp Steamer,  
Cleveland,  
Female Torso Product…

_Ew!_

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**Author:** ![Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eyebrows_0f_doom/32/3119_2.png) [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2010, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-clean-out-a-sex-toy-for-men/524889/43 "2010-01-16T07:41:13Z")

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Oh holy fuck. There is something on the Realdoll site called a Female Flatback Torso Head that is seriously one of the creepiest things I’ve ever seen. It’s a fake head that attaches to the torsos they sell. But [look at it!!!](http://www.realdoll.com/images/shoppingcart/flatback_head.jpg) (Don’t worry, image is SFW, but may give you nightmares.)  
:eek::eek::eek:

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**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2010, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-clean-out-a-sex-toy-for-men/524889/44 "2010-01-16T08:46:48Z")

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> [@Green\_Bean](#):
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> But you could have SO much fun with the labia replacement kit! Think of all the different places you could glue the labia…

On the front door, around the doorbell:D

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**Author:** ![SCSimmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e495f1/32.png) [@SCSimmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCSimmons)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2010, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-clean-out-a-sex-toy-for-men/524889/45 "2010-01-16T15:56:04Z")

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> [@Green\_Bean](#):
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> If you’re a man and you use a sex toy that you insert yourself into, well, how do you clean out the ejaculate?

Just bring it to any reputable dry cleaning establishment. They’ll know exactly what to do.  
(OK, I’m really only posting to this thread to get my signature into it. It’s amazing how many threads on the SDMB my signature is appropriate for …)

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