# How Do You Drink Your Coffee?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-drink-your-coffee/512692>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 5, 2009, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-drink-your-coffee/512692 "2009-10-05T16:33:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2009, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-drink-your-coffee/512692/1 "2009-10-05T16:33:43Z")

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The poll question says it all.

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2009, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-drink-your-coffee/512692/2 "2009-10-05T16:36:46Z")

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I love answering polls!

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**Author:** ![ZenBeam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/3ab097/32.png) [@ZenBeam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZenBeam)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2009, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-drink-your-coffee/512692/3 "2009-10-05T16:46:17Z")

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and Hot, ~170 F preferably. I have mug warmers at home and work.

ETA: I’ll add cream to bad coffee.

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2009, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-drink-your-coffee/512692/4 "2009-10-05T16:50:51Z")

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You left out: I don’t drink coffee.

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**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2009, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-drink-your-coffee/512692/5 "2009-10-05T16:50:51Z")

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I like my coffee like I like my women: hot and strong and really sweet!

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2009, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-drink-your-coffee/512692/6 "2009-10-05T16:58:51Z")

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> [@Khadaji](#):
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> You left out: I don’t drink coffee.

So should I post in the “Women, Do you shave your legs” poll saying "You left out people who aren’t women.

> [@HeyHomie](#):
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> I like my coffee like I like my women: hot and strong and really sweet!

So, according to that analogy, I like my women dark, strong, and bitter.

ETA: And liable to keep me up all night.

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**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2009, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-drink-your-coffee/512692/7 "2009-10-05T17:07:30Z")

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Depends on my mood. Usually strong, black, and bitter. But sometimes not.

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**Author:** ![MissMossie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@MissMossie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissMossie)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2009, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-drink-your-coffee/512692/8 "2009-10-05T17:09:16Z")

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> [@Lobsang](#):
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> So, according to that analogy, I like my women dark, strong, and bitter.
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> ETA: And liable to keep me up all night.

If circumstances were different, we might be a good match based on beverage preferences.\* I generally compare my coffee, jokingly, to my soul: dark and bitter. I also think that it should be strong enough to dissolve spoons, but my soul has yet to dissolve any flatware.  
\*Which is really the best way to pair people up, right?

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2009, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-drink-your-coffee/512692/9 "2009-10-05T17:15:36Z")

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> [@HeyHomie](#):
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> I like my coffee like I like my women: hot and strong and really sweet!

I guess that means I like my men strong, creamy and bitter. Oh dear… :eek:

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**Author:** ![thirdwarning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecccb3/32.png) [@thirdwarning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdwarning)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2009, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-drink-your-coffee/512692/10 "2009-10-05T17:40:22Z")

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> [@nashiitashii](#):
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> I guess that means I like my men strong, creamy and bitter. Oh dear… :eek:

Which is a little more PC than the way I used to hear it.

Anyway, I don’t drink it very often, but when I do, I like a little coffee with my cream and sugar.

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**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2009, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-drink-your-coffee/512692/11 "2009-10-05T17:40:29Z")

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Man, i could have gone three ways on this.

I make my coffee strong. I use good coffee, and drink it plain, but if I’m served cheap coffee, I’ll throw in some sweetener – a lot of it, actually, as cheap coffee needs to be syrup-sweet before I’ll drink it.

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**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2009, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-drink-your-coffee/512692/12 "2009-10-05T17:43:31Z")

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Strong and black, one a day, first thing in the morning. Extrapolate from that what you will.

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**Author:** ![tacoloco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tacoloco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tacoloco)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2009, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-drink-your-coffee/512692/13 "2009-10-05T17:44:58Z")

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I like my coffee like I like my women. With a spoon in 'em.

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2009, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-drink-your-coffee/512692/14 "2009-10-05T17:49:03Z")

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**Tacoloco** : I prefer mine in a plastic cup.

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2009, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-drink-your-coffee/512692/15 "2009-10-05T17:49:32Z")

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> [@tacoloco](#):
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> I like my coffee like I like my women. With a spoon in 'em.

I like my women in a paper cup with a plastic lid.

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**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2009, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-drink-your-coffee/512692/16 "2009-10-05T17:51:48Z")

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I like my coffee like I like my women: Sugary and milky! No wait that’s not right. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Rayne\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/df705f/32.png) [@Rayne\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rayne_Man)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2009, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-drink-your-coffee/512692/17 "2009-10-05T18:44:23Z")

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When I am out and it’s a decent coffee shop it’s double espresso with two spoons of sugar.

At home weaker coffee with milk and sugar. Don’t ask me why.

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**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2009, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-drink-your-coffee/512692/18 "2009-10-05T20:07:50Z")

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. . . sealed in an airtight container in my fridge! 😛

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**Author:** ![badbadrubberpiggy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/57b2e6/32.png) [@badbadrubberpiggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badbadrubberpiggy)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2009, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-drink-your-coffee/512692/19 "2009-10-05T21:32:11Z")

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Continuing in the above vein:

Strong, hot, and sweet!

Wow, it’s even true.

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2009, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-drink-your-coffee/512692/20 "2009-10-05T21:34:34Z")

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… dissolved in boiling water.

(Ok I’m clutching at straws with the woman = coffee thing)

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