# How do you finish the sentence: "It's so hot that..." **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 6, 2011, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-finish-the-sentence-its-so-hot-that/588080 "2011-07-06T19:46:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![BrassyPhrase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea666f/32.png) [@BrassyPhrase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrassyPhrase)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-finish-the-sentence-its-so-hot-that/588080/41 "2011-07-08T01:00:21Z")
> [@Taomist](#): > > For some reason I saw the thread title and my brain immediately came up with > > “It’s so hot that my boobs are melting.” > > Not having fake boobs, I can only imagine that would SUCK. Where I used to work, the servers that run the entire store were in our office and the a/c was not adequate. My coworker and I had tried everything, but we would hear from the HO “The readout says it’s blowing sixty degrees in there” At one point, my coworker screamed at someone “Look! You have two sweatyboobied women working in here!! We can’t take it!!!” That and an email to a higher manager? Suddenly a new a/c. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-finish-the-sentence-its-so-hot-that/588080/42 "2011-07-08T18:09:36Z")
> [@BrassyPhrase](#): > > Where I used to work, the servers that run the entire store were in our office and the a/c was not adequate. My coworker and I had tried everything, but we would hear from the HO “The readout says it’s blowing sixty degrees in there” > > At one point, my coworker screamed at someone “Look! You have two sweatyboobied women working in here!! We can’t take it!!!” > > That and an email to a higher manager? Suddenly a new a/c. > > 😃 Yeah, I had a manager once for whom the idea of boobies often led to lowering the AC. He didn’t agree with the conventional wisdom that it’s rude to point. ---
**Author:** ![1000101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/a9a28c/32.png) [@1000101](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/1000101)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-finish-the-sentence-its-so-hot-that/588080/43 "2011-07-08T18:15:44Z")
It’s hotter than the Devil’s dick in a pair of heated Speedos. ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-finish-the-sentence-its-so-hot-that/588080/44 "2011-07-08T18:56:03Z")
It’s so hot I saw a bird pull a worm out of the ground with an oven mitt. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-finish-the-sentence-its-so-hot-that/588080/45 "2011-07-08T19:10:42Z")
It’s so hot the cows are giving evaporated milk. It’s so hot the cornfield popped. It’s so hot Astros fans are taking the bags off of their heads. ---
**Author:** ![CookingWithGas](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cookingwithgas/32/485_2.png) [@CookingWithGas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CookingWithGas)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-finish-the-sentence-its-so-hot-that/588080/46 "2011-07-08T20:28:13Z")
Not my line but I always remember the line from Good Morning Vietnam “It’s hot! Damn hot! Real hot! Hottest things is my shorts. I could cook things in it. A little crotch pot cooking.” ---
**Author:** ![Ibanez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a4c791/32.png) [@Ibanez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ibanez)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-finish-the-sentence-its-so-hot-that/588080/47 "2011-07-08T22:42:00Z")
It’s so hot … I can fry eggs on my [Camaro](http://2012-camaros.info/images/camaro_5.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-finish-the-sentence-its-so-hot-that/588080/48 "2011-07-08T22:52:32Z")
> [@pravnik](#): > > It’s so hot Astros fans are taking the bags off of their heads. Incidentally, this can also be worded as “It’s so hot, yo daddy took the bag off yo mamma’s head,” thus acheiving double points for the rare “it’s so hot/yo mamma” joke perfecta. ---
**Author:** ![rebelson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@rebelson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rebelson)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-finish-the-sentence-its-so-hot-that/588080/49 "2011-07-09T12:31:03Z")
It’s hotter than two foxes fuckin’ in a forest fire. ---
**Author:** ![Chickahd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5a626/32.png) [@Chickahd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chickahd)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2016, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-finish-the-sentence-its-so-hot-that/588080/50 "2016-06-25T22:13:39Z")
Its so hot the devil went home ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2016, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-finish-the-sentence-its-so-hot-that/588080/51 "2016-06-25T23:12:07Z")
> [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](#): > > From some comedian many years ago, I can’t remember who but I’ve used the line so much I consider it mine now: it’s so hot, birds are bursting into flames in mid-air and nuns are cursing openly on the streets. That was Dave Barry, trying to buy an air conditioner (one of his best lines). > [@CookingWithGas](#): > > Not my line but I always remember the line from Good Morning Vietnam > > “It’s hot! Damn hot! Real hot! Hottest things is my > shorts. I could cook things in it. > A little crotch pot cooking.” Also: It’s hotter than a snake’s ass in a wheel rut. (Williams channeling Walter Cronkite) ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2016, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-finish-the-sentence-its-so-hot-that/588080/52 "2016-06-26T00:03:12Z")
It was _so hot_… I saw a dog chasing a cat, and they were both on fire. It was _so hot_… I saw a raccoon boiling a robin in a birdbath. ---
**Author:** ![Marine\_One](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/marine_one/32/3461_2.png) [@Marine\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marine_One)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2016, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-finish-the-sentence-its-so-hot-that/588080/53 "2016-06-26T01:57:51Z")
… Tom Brady was deflating footballs to feel the cool breeze. … I saw a dog chasing a cat… and they were both walking. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2016, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-finish-the-sentence-its-so-hot-that/588080/54 "2016-06-26T03:04:35Z")
It’s so hot, the weatherman will tell you A record’s been made. It’s so hot, a coat of tan Will cover your face in the shade. It’s so hot, the coldest maiden Feels just as warm as a bride. It’s so hot, a chicken laid an egg on the street And it fried. – Irving Berlin, “Heat Wave” ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2016, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-finish-the-sentence-its-so-hot-that/588080/55 "2016-06-26T09:53:18Z")
It’s so hot that … it’s, Too hot to hooT! CMC fnord! ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2016, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-finish-the-sentence-its-so-hot-that/588080/56 "2016-06-26T13:29:43Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > It’s so hot that … it’s, > Too hot to hooT! > > CMC fnord! Go hang a salami, I’m a lasagna hog! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2016, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-finish-the-sentence-its-so-hot-that/588080/57 "2016-06-26T14:59:48Z")
My dad was a child in the '30s and '40s. He told me he remembered one day it was _so hot_… A farmer was plowing his field with a mule-drawn plow. The field next to him had been planted with corn. It was so hot the corn started popping! Well, this popped corn was flying all over the place including onto the farmer and his mule. The mule saw all of this popcorn falling down on him, thought it was snowing, and lay down and froze to death! Now that’s freakin’ hot. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2016, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-finish-the-sentence-its-so-hot-that/588080/58 "2016-06-26T19:13:18Z")
My son shared a poster on facebook that said: I’m not saying it’s hot in Arizona, but two hobbits just threw a ring in my yard. ---
**Author:** ![Kropotkin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kropotkin/32/18045_2.png) [@Kropotkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kropotkin)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2016, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-finish-the-sentence-its-so-hot-that/588080/59 "2016-06-27T01:51:33Z")
It’s so hot that I’m going keep parting my hair this way.🆒 ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2016, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-finish-the-sentence-its-so-hot-that/588080/60 "2016-06-27T14:44:07Z")
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