# How do you get a Japanese girlfriend? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 18, 2010, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-get-a-japanese-girlfriend/525469 "2010-01-18T21:30:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-get-a-japanese-girlfriend/525469/41 "2010-01-19T04:01:11Z")
Oh no, not this again. Can’t tell you the number of people who think that Japanese girlfriends are really hot sex fiends who make breakfast. \*[sup]1[/sup] Notes: 1. Not that there aren’t, but you have to have (1)basic human skills, (2) wear clean underwear, (3) the ability to recognize which one is the sex kitten, (4) something attractive about you to get her and (5) teach her how to make breakfast.\*[sup]2[/sup] 2. Unless she’s really, really hot and phenomenal in bed, and then you make the damn breakfast.\*[sup]3[/sup] 3. Unless the reason she’s so hot and with such unbelievable sex is that she’s psycho and you wind up starting threads where people mock you for not listening to them chant that they’ve all been there and done that. Other that that, I can’t really help, I only teach _advanced_ courses. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-get-a-japanese-girlfriend/525469/42 "2010-01-19T04:36:21Z")
How is Japanese Babby formed? ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-get-a-japanese-girlfriend/525469/43 "2010-01-19T04:38:16Z")
[Here’s some porn](http://www.pokemon-pearl-diamond.com/characters/dawn-hikari.png) to tide him over. ---
**Author:** ![PSXer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/48db29/32.png) [@PSXer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PSXer)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-get-a-japanese-girlfriend/525469/44 "2010-01-19T04:52:38Z")
my friend is just lonely and wants companionship. She doesn’t have to be living in Japan, she could just be born in America and speaking English so communication isn’t a problem. And a Chinese girl is fine, but best is a Chinese girl with green eyes. ---
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-get-a-japanese-girlfriend/525469/45 "2010-01-19T04:54:33Z")
> [@PSXer](#): > > no, my friend has never had any girlfriend Why am I not surprised. ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-get-a-japanese-girlfriend/525469/46 "2010-01-19T05:07:22Z")
> [@PSXer](#): > > my friend is just lonely and wants companionship. She doesn’t have to be living in Japan, she could just be born in America and speaking English so communication isn’t a problem. And a Chinese girl is fine, but best is a Chinese girl with green eyes. Would one of those Scandinavian girls who kind of look Asian be okay? Like Bjork? What is the deal with those chicks? It’s like, they’re kind of Asian looking, but not quite. Did the Mongols ever invade Scandinavia or anything? And what’s the deal with Eskimos? They’re kind of the same deal, you know? You know what I mean? Dude! ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-get-a-japanese-girlfriend/525469/47 "2010-01-19T05:08:28Z")
Well, we all know women aren’t people right? They’re just things to be had when a man needs them. Furthermore, he wants a foreign woman so that makes them even LESS of people. Since he wants a sex kitten, I posit leaving pink, sparkly cat toys\* under a cardboard box propped up by a stick. - This is optional, but he may want to write something Japanese looking on the toys; women are stupid, simple creatures who cannot discern the intentions of the trapping device, so a regional flair will help ensure the correct nationality is the one gotten. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-get-a-japanese-girlfriend/525469/48 "2010-01-19T06:07:52Z")
> [@PSXer](#): > > my friend is just lonely and wants companionship. She doesn’t have to be living :eek: Oh wait, there was more to the quote. Nevermind. ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-get-a-japanese-girlfriend/525469/49 "2010-01-19T06:13:38Z")
> [@TokyoPlayer](#): > > :eek: > > Oh wait, there was more to the quote. Nevermind. He should go to the Japanese Pet Sematary. ---
**Author:** ![Huerta88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/82dd89/32.png) [@Huerta88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Huerta88)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-get-a-japanese-girlfriend/525469/50 "2010-01-19T06:17:39Z")
> [@PSXer](#): > > my friend is just lonely and wants companionship. She doesn’t have to be living in Japan, she could just be born in America and speaking English so communication isn’t a problem. And a Chinese girl is fine, but best is a Chinese girl with green eyes. Why does he want his companion to be Japanese or Chinese, then? Women are women, for better and worse. And, Asian-genome women living in America generally conform to American standards. Women live in the present. Asian (any) women in America behave like American women, generally. Unless he has a slanty-eyes physical fetish (gross) – why should he care where his companion’s genes originated? ---
**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-get-a-japanese-girlfriend/525469/51 "2010-01-19T06:17:52Z")
> [@PSXer](#): > > but best is a Chinese girl with green eyes. …:dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-get-a-japanese-girlfriend/525469/52 "2010-01-19T06:21:40Z")
> [@HazelNutCoffee](#): > > …:dubious: The answer to your dubiousness is most likely Toke Jopic. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-get-a-japanese-girlfriend/525469/53 "2010-01-19T06:31:26Z")
> [@PSXer](#): > > my friend is just lonely and wants companionship. She doesn’t have to be living in Japan, she could just be born in America and speaking English so communication isn’t a problem. And a Chinese girl is fine, but best is a Chinese girl with green eyes. Your friend should seek a dating service. Closing thread. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-get-a-japanese-girlfriend/525469.md?page=2)