# How do you get into the Social Register?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-get-into-the-social-register/677668>\
**Category:** Cecil's Columns/Staff Reports\
**Created:** [January 2, 2014, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-get-into-the-social-register/677668 "2014-01-02T00:47:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-get-into-the-social-register/677668/1 "2014-01-02T00:47:18Z")

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…practice, Baby, practice!  
:D:cool:

> **[How do you get listed in the Social Register?](https://www.straightdope.com/21342217/how-do-you-get-listed-in-the-em-social-register-em)**

Hey, if that joke worked for Soupy Sales…why not?

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**Author:** ![qazwart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/5fc32e/32.png) [@qazwart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/qazwart)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-get-into-the-social-register/677668/2 "2014-01-02T17:43:22Z")

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It’s like asking how much a Rolls cost…

If you have to ask, you don’t belong.

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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-you-get-into-the-social-register/677668/3 "2014-01-02T17:50:44Z")

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Fake an onion birthmark?